Metaphortune

A person named Ken who likes some stuff and makes music. 30s / Pan / Any Pronouns / Pittsburgh. Meta - fortune. Formerly @wingsofambition. Trek/Music/etc.

[messygoku]

[huffylemon]

[utopicwork]

Lets go

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[gettinggsnowedunder]

Yesterday was a very important day, it was KEN’S BIRTHDAY. 

These are lyrics from each of his five favourite Hey Rosetta! songs. [ As of five months ago]

1. Young Glass

2. New Goodbye

3. Red Song

4. Becky I Keep Singing This Song

5. Swing the Cellar Door

Happy slightly belated birthday!

[metaphortunes]

Kaitlin you were absolutely a real one for this. 14 years later and I still apprecaite it!!!!!! @gettinggsnowedunder

[bushplane-deactivated20250226]

[pleatedjeans]

PJ classic in my dash.

[tinyideastuff]

respectful

[metaphortunes]

My good pal @gettinggsnowedunder made me realize I hadn't posted photos to Tumblr yet of this! This is my first tattoo. At a Hey Rosetta! show in Cleveland back in like 2011/2012, I asked Tim Baker to write one of my favorite bits of lyrics down with the intention of getting it tattooed on myself. Well, it took me ~15 years but I did it!

First pic is shortly after getting it in December 2025, the other two are from today so you can see how it's healed and settled in.

Sometimes your teenage self does something dumb, but teenage Ken did good here. I still love New Goodbye and I still love the idea of reminding yourself to be amiable and curious, especially in new situations.

[gettinggsnowedunder]

I finally did it!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[metaphortunes]

Hiya pals! I haven't properly posted on here in a little bit, so just some random notes:

Music coming out soon, waiting on approval + a solo from a pal. Very excited to share it with people!!! In the meantime, the newest EP from Kensean is on the streaming platforms now. Woo!

My podcast Metaphoriety continues (mostly) at pace and just hit episode 10! Recent episodes include me talking about music in 3 different formats, a stand-up comedy set at a totally real comedy club, and a double episode featuring paranormal PI Dick Nills on a train and me reading my old MySpace Blogs. The podcast is on all the usual podcasting platforms, too!

Improv 301 startin' up soon, very excited to be taking it with a bunch of my classmates from 101 and 201.

Continuing on with DIY and gardening around the house, planting native plants, getting rid of non-native ones, etc. Generally trying to stay focused on things that are more in my control rather than, y'know, the world at large.

Still queer! Gender? Never heard of it. In that stage of "I would like another few tattoos" but cannot decide for sure on 'em. Still love my wife more than anything!!!