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bluesky

hi, i'm saspitite, but you can call me sas!! whatever-gender shrimp has breached the internet!!! i use any pronouns but she/her :)

i sometimes blog in finnish (always tagged #suomeksi).

i have been dubbed as the "shrimp blog" and "hevisaurus blog" several times on separate occasions and i take great pride in that

PSST MUTUALS! sometimes i fat finger buttons on mobile and may unfollow without realizing- if you ever think ive mistakenly unfollowed you please let me know because it likely was a mistake!!

current icon: #062 from Drowned Shrimp

current header: a post-concert photo of Heavysaurus

#intro post #gifs #arthropods #shrimp #hevisaurus

ladyshinga

Really wish we'd, on the left, stop laughing and assuming this is ACTUALLY about strippers. I'd be willing to bet this ISN'T about some one with the actual job of stripper being somehow hired and sent to a school, that indeed DOESN'T happen - instead it will be used to target any female teacher who, like, wears a bikini on social media one time. She'll be called a "danger" to children and fired, as a cover for the fact that she's pro-queer or too far left or doesn't support ICE enough on that same social media. The bikini pic will just be the legal tool used to ruin her life

ladyshinga

A friend helped me out by looking up the actual bill and YUP, it's to target queer people and sex education. NOT. STRIPPERS. STOP MAKING IT ABOUT THE FUCKING "STRIPPERS".

theshampyon

Anyone who thinks ladyshinga might be off track, here's the breakdown.

Actual bill name: Stop the Sexualization of Children Act.

Purported purpose: "to protect children from being exposed to explicit material in the classroom".

How it's sold in the press: "Ban strippers and porn from classrooms!"

Actual text of the bill: Expands the meaning of "sexually explicit content" to include the words "or involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism".

Not and. Or. Meaning "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" is in and of itself enough to be classified as sexually explicit.

Actual result: Illegal to mention the existence of trans people or admit to being trans in a classroom under threat of being prosecuted as a child sex offender.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

hiveswap

For ONCE nothing terrible happens to me in a pol llike this

#vivisection #How do i eat that #assuming im dead though!

furscum

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

saxifraga-x-urbium

Pick a human trait you can receive

Can see without corrective lenses

Can hear without hearing aid & actually understand conversation even

Can walk for like 4-8 hours without having to spend the next day lying down

Can enter a social situation without feeling like you're being hunted by dogs

Socks cease to feel evil / Shoes don't hurt

The Itching Finally Stops

Can eat all human foods without dietary repercussions

No longer allergic to it

Can sleep, for 8 uninterrupted hours, and feel refreshed, on command

Ability to focus on task, until task is complete, at the time of your choosing

Voting ended onApr 7

#MAN I NEED LIKE ALL OF THESE #ig i would benefit most from Actually Being Able To Walk #that would be nice

srmssmrrchv

quick linguistic history lesson. the term “woke” originates from african american communities to describe being “awake and aware” of the current sociopolitical climate. this term has been used since at least the 1930s. it wasnt until 2014 during the ferguson protests that the term entered the wider vernacular. mainly as a result of black twitter. and as is common with many things coined by the black community. it was repeated and commercialized to death to the point where now most people only using it mockingly. including people on the left. the point is. “woke” is not a bad word. the alt right wants it to be one.

imjunebitch

people in the emo scene who are like heavy body shamers are so stupid. what do you mean "nobody wants to see a fat ass in fishnets." everyone wants to see that. I want to see that. what are you talking about. you're stupid

samspicturesandwords

Blue Dream Shrimp (Neocaridina Davidi)

i shohld redo my tagging stysfem but furst i need fo get s jeslfby amount of slddp Holy shit i gotta put the phone down

#sas says #<- def keeping this one tho #my rambling tag is cute i think

hoshisstars

We all need to get more normal about it/its and neopronouns right now

#''but theyre hard to get used to :(''#Sledgehammer

boogbug

gentleman enjoying ice cream

#oh yeah baby #shrimp

asynca

I watched an insane amount of TikTok and other short form videos for the story I'm writing right now. I gotta say, afterwards, I found myself picking up my phone and opening the apps, almost unconsciously. I was walking and I thought about watching some vids at the same time. I was on hold to the ATO... maybe some videos.

I also happen to specialise in gambling addiction (although I'm not practicing in that area right now), and all I could fucking think about was how these fucking apps were conditioning me in the same fucking way gambling apps do. To be constantly plugged in, consuming. To not even think about just picking it up and having a look. To feel bored when I wasn't watching them, to think about watching them when I wasn't watching them....

That shit is fucking evil.

I deleted it. I'm not exposing myself to that.

That shit will fry your dopamine/reward system so fucking bad you will never read a book or watching a movie again without it.

Love yourself and your potential enough to put that fucking shit away. Watch longer form things that require focus and engagement. Listen to podcasts and audiobooks. Read books. DO ANYTHING BUT CONSUME SHORT FORM CONTENT IN AN UNSTRUCTURED WAY.

If you MUST consume it (I'm sure people will be like 'but my classmates' or 'but my own channel'.... etc), do it in a siloed and structured way. 30 minutes between x time and x time on x day. Focus on it. Don't eat and do it. Watch each short form video to completion. Engage critically with the content. ANd never watch them first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

PLEASE. From a gambling professional, short form videos ping your SAME circuitry and you will fuck up your life and your brain so badly if you don't put up guardrails for yourself.

#all this shortform content mill shit really doesnt stick to me in the long run #and i think thats because i need several hour long disserations of random topics nobody gives a fuck about instead #On The Daily #if the deep dive isnt 2+ hours i dont want it