Meteor

Yeah im the one who killed the dinosaurs i know i know, so famous!!

[meteor-offical]

Hey dinosaurs and humans! The meteor is backkkkk

I caused their death @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

I caused their ancestors death @spinosaurus-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical @human-official

Enemies or buddies??: @ingen-offical @henry-wu-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @titanoboa-offical

Any pronouns idgaf

You can call me: meteor, Chicxulub, chic, or xul. I really dont care.

[meteor-offical]

I think @henry-wu-offical melted..

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[meteor-offical]

Its funny thats whyy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

you killed almost everything on our planet

[spinosaurus-offical]

Poor rexy. Their getting bullied by the space rock..

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Thank you Spinosaurus

[henry-wu-offical]

Spino go back to the corner this is funny.

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Henry I hope you suffer second-degree chemical burns all over your body

[meteor-offical]

Thats not very kind rexy..

[indominus-offical]

I’m gonna get nitpicky just because you are not endorsing the idea of Dr. Fraud over here suffering chemical burns, you are committing false advertising technically by saying you killed the dinosaurs—without clarifying specifically the final extinction during the Cretaceous, and you of course indirectly caused the death of many of my dna ancestors but not all. I’m otherwise fine but I simply will not take this endorsement of this probable mass criminal that is Dr. Henry Wu. Though I will also say don’t forget to take credit for all the other species that have died… Wait, how are you even here you should be various rocks.

[meteor-offical]

Heheh you don’t question that :3

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[meteor-offical]

Its funny thats whyy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

you killed almost everything on our planet

[spinosaurus-offical]

Poor rexy. Their getting bullied by the space rock..

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Thank you Spinosaurus

[henry-wu-offical]

Spino go back to the corner this is funny.

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Henry I hope you suffer second-degree chemical burns all over your body

[meteor-offical]

Thats not very kind rexy..

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Rexy.. im not in your intro.. are we not buds yet?

- @spinosaurus-offical

FUCK SORRY SORRY SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED MY PINNED IN MONTHS

[meteor-offical]

I am also not included. Rexy i killeddd youuu c’monnn..

[titanoboa-offical]

How do you feel about the fact i killed the dinosaurs?

- @meteor-offical

I don't have much to say on the topic talking rock

since I probably wouldn't have existed without it happening :)

[meteor-offical]

I don’t know if i should feel offended or not about the talking rock comment.

[titanoboa-offical]

isn't it true?

sorry I don't exactly know what to call you

[meteor-offical]

Meteor or Chicxulub or chic or xul. I don’t care

[titanoboa-offical]

How do you feel about the fact i killed the dinosaurs?

- @meteor-offical

I don't have much to say on the topic talking rock

since I probably wouldn't have existed without it happening :)

[meteor-offical]

I don’t know if i should feel offended or not about the talking rock comment.

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[meteor-offical]

Its funny thats whyy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

you killed almost everything on our planet

[meteor-offical]

Aww salty are we?

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[meteor-offical]

Its funny thats whyy

[meteor-offical]

Hey dinosaurs and humans! The meteor is backkkkk

I caused their death @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

I caused their ancestors death @spinosaurus-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical @human-official

Enemies or buddies??: @ingen-offical @henry-wu-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical

Any pronouns call me ☄️meteor☄️

[compy-offical]

WAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[meteor-offical]

Oh welcome back compy

[compy-offical]

:D welcome back me!!!!!!!!!!

[meteor-offical]

I summoned you’re arrival! You should probably check your inboxes..

[meteor-offical]

Hey dinosaurs and humans! The meteor is backkkkk

I caused their death @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

I caused their ancestors death @spinosaurus-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical @human-official

Enemies or buddies??: @ingen-offical @henry-wu-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical

Any pronouns call me ☄️meteor☄️

[compy-offical]

WAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[meteor-offical]

Oh welcome back compy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[meteor-offical]

Hey dinosaurs and humans! The meteor is backkkkk

I caused their death @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

I caused their ancestors death @spinosaurus-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical @human-official

Enemies or buddies??: @ingen-offical @henry-wu-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical

Any pronouns call me ☄️meteor☄️

[ingen-offical]

GUYS ITS A ROCK

[meteor-offical]

Oh hi ingen yeah im a bit rocky with my personality

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

intro post

’Sup, pathetic humans? I’m Rexy, and yes, I’m the actor who’s starred in every good dinosaur movie ever. Don’t tell the Reaper I’ve been sneaking out.

Friends (for 65 million years going strong, thanks for nothing METEOR) with @grim-reaper-offical

Other friends: @titanoboa-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @jurassic-park-ofc @spinosaurus-offical

kinda enemy I think idk but we chill sometimes: @ingen-offical

Uhh. Yeah. What else do I put here to announce my presence to the Internet

Tags:

“rexy roars” = text post

“where’s the goat?” = ask answered

"welcome to jurassic park" = jurassic world evolution 2 tag

“story time with rexy” = longer, more serious “lore” posts

More to come idk

[meteor-offical]

hi rexy your favorite space rock is backkk!