henry Wu

DO NOT SPEAK TO ME CONTACT MY LAWYERS

[henry-wu-offical]

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 2015 incident!!

@ingen-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @spinosaurus-offical

[henry-wu-offical]

This account has been redirected : reason occupants untimely demise

[ingen-offical]

HEY

HEY

HEY

WE JUST PORTED NEW DINOSAURS ONTO THE ISLAND

AND A THERAPIST

WE HAVE MONEY NOW WE CAN DO ANYTHING

[henry-wu-offical]

*is puddle*

[henry-wu-offical]

If i dont show up to work @ingen-offical

Darcy( @indominus-offical )spilled acid on me.

Currently melting.

[ingen-offical]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

/BOSS NO

DRINL THE NO MELTING JUICE

[henry-wu-offical]

*is goop*

[henry-wu-offical]

If i dont show up to work @ingen-offical

Darcy( @indominus-offical )spilled acid on me.

Currently melting.

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Im your favorite space rock right rexy? ☄️

- @meteor-offical

OH MY FCUKING GOD????????????

[meteor-offical]

Im back buddie :3 the grim reaper cant save ya this time

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[meteor-offical]

Its funny thats whyy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

you killed almost everything on our planet

[spinosaurus-offical]

Poor rexy. Their getting bullied by the space rock..

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Thank you Spinosaurus

[henry-wu-offical]

Spino go back to the corner this is funny.

[indominus-offical]

you see, the TRUE ENEMY IS DR WU.

he is the specific scientist that made you and indoraptor.

and your older sister that you will never get to meet.

But he worked for InGen, yes?

Might as well take them all out before going for a specific target

[indoraptor-offical]

You can handle Ingen, I’m gonna eat that son of a bitch

[henry-wu-offical]

Uh oh

[homosexuality-offical]

i SEXED your MOTHER ! Pass this message on to THREE PEOPLE so i can sex THEIR moms aswell !

i cast sex moms on @archangel-uriel-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical and @microwave-offical

[snomeraphim]

what the hell, my mom's so nice

[indoraptor-offical]

Cursing Wu (me and @indominus-offical’s father)

[henry-wu-offical]

NO WHY

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Almost accidentally reblogged spamtenna fanart to this blog that would’ve been bad

[henry-wu-offical]

Would’ve laughed my ass offf (ooc)

[indominus-offical]

hah, goats? In this economy.

[henry-wu-offical]

We don’t spare a buck here at @ingen-offical

[henry-wu-offical]

Sure. Asshole

[indominus-offical]

He’s gone mad folks, talking to himself because he’s mad his corporate ex won’t answer.

[henry-wu-offical]

WHEN DID I BLOG THIS??

[indominus-offical]

uhh, 6 hours ago. I'm not sure just using the totally reliable time on this thing.

[amethysts-have-shards-sys]

OOC: i lit don’t remember blogging it..

[indominus-offical]

ooc: dw sorry trying to play said character :,}

[henry-wu-offical]

realizing you blogged on the wrong blog.. (ooc)

[indominus-offical]

hah, goats? In this economy.

[henry-wu-offical]

We don’t spare a buck here at @ingen-offical

[henry-wu-offical]

Sure. Asshole

[indominus-offical]

He’s gone mad folks, talking to himself because he’s mad his corporate ex won’t answer.

[henry-wu-offical]

WHEN DID I BLOG THIS??

[indominus-offical]

hah, goats? In this economy.

[henry-wu-offical]

We don’t spare a buck here at @ingen-offical

[henry-wu-offical]

Sure. Asshole

[indominus-offical]

hah, goats? In this economy.

[henry-wu-offical]

We don’t spare a buck here at @ingen-offical

[henry-wu-offical]

’Sup asshole. I’m breaking into your on-site suite now

-🦖 ( @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical )

NOOOO YOUR NOT ALLOWED!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

fuck you I can do whatever I want

[henry-wu-offical]

I CREATED YOU WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

…

You- haven’t read my pinned alright I get it this multiverse thing is confusing

You had wonderful fine china by the way

[henry-wu-offical]

HAD? What did you do to my china? Oh and.. wrong tyranosaurus look its hard to tell you apart!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I uhh- never mind it’s funnier if you see it firsthand

[henry-wu-offical]

GREAT! What did you do!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Good luck finding your junk under all that rubble

[henry-wu-offical]

AUGHHHHHH @ingen-offical GET ME A NEW SUITE NOW. PERFERABLY AWAY FROM THESE DINOSAURS!

[ingen-offical]

FUCK WE DON'T HAVE MONEY WE ARE STUCK HERE BOSS

YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY BOSS

[henry-wu-offical]

Oh shit right uh.. here *gives 2 billion*

[ingen-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU COULD JUST DO THAT BOSS

[henry-wu-offical]

Uhh yeah?

[ingen-offical]

jesus christ so many things could have been prevented

[henry-wu-offical]

Well they were needed for the plot

[henry-wu-offical]

’Sup asshole. I’m breaking into your on-site suite now

-🦖 ( @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical )

NOOOO YOUR NOT ALLOWED!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

fuck you I can do whatever I want

[henry-wu-offical]

I CREATED YOU WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

…

You- haven’t read my pinned alright I get it this multiverse thing is confusing

You had wonderful fine china by the way

[henry-wu-offical]

HAD? What did you do to my china? Oh and.. wrong tyranosaurus look its hard to tell you apart!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I uhh- never mind it’s funnier if you see it firsthand

[henry-wu-offical]

GREAT! What did you do!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Good luck finding your junk under all that rubble

[henry-wu-offical]

AUGHHHHHH @ingen-offical GET ME A NEW SUITE NOW. PERFERABLY AWAY FROM THESE DINOSAURS!

[ingen-offical]

FUCK WE DON'T HAVE MONEY WE ARE STUCK HERE BOSS

YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY BOSS

[henry-wu-offical]

Oh shit right uh.. here *gives 2 billion*

[ingen-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU COULD JUST DO THAT BOSS

[henry-wu-offical]

Uhh yeah?

[henry-wu-offical]

’Sup asshole. I’m breaking into your on-site suite now

-🦖 ( @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical )

NOOOO YOUR NOT ALLOWED!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

fuck you I can do whatever I want

[henry-wu-offical]

I CREATED YOU WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

…

You- haven’t read my pinned alright I get it this multiverse thing is confusing

You had wonderful fine china by the way

[henry-wu-offical]

HAD? What did you do to my china? Oh and.. wrong tyranosaurus look its hard to tell you apart!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I uhh- never mind it’s funnier if you see it firsthand

[henry-wu-offical]

GREAT! What did you do!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Good luck finding your junk under all that rubble

[henry-wu-offical]

AUGHHHHHH @ingen-offical GET ME A NEW SUITE NOW. PERFERABLY AWAY FROM THESE DINOSAURS!

[ingen-offical]

FUCK WE DON'T HAVE MONEY WE ARE STUCK HERE BOSS

YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY BOSS

[henry-wu-offical]

Oh shit right uh.. here *gives 2 billion*

[henry-wu-offical]

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 2015 incident!!

@ingen-offical @indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @spinosaurus-offical

[indominus-offical]

You have 3 days.

[henry-wu-offical]

Indominus we can talk about this-

[indominus-offical]

Fuck you man I was stuck in a tupperware for my formative years I'm not forgetting that.

[henry-wu-offical]

IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A GIANT REPTILE YET- WE CAN TALK THIS OUT- IM YOUR DAD BASICALLY DARCY! OR.. was it marcy- or was that the other one- WHATEVER WE CAN BOND

[indominus-offical]

Y'know some animals eat their parents to survive.

[henry-wu-offical]

UHHH NO NOT YOU

[indominus-offical]

. . . . . . .

you replaced me with fucking locusts.

[ingen-offical]

DAMN

eats popcorn

[henry-wu-offical]

*smacks your popcorn away*

THIS IS BETWEEN A FATHER AND HIS DAUGHTER!

[ingen-offical]

Bro DON'T THEY CONSIDER YOU A PARENT

[henry-wu-offical]