in the end ☄ ☄

Roleplay blog for Elf November from Senyuu affiliated with Citta.Resides in Apartment R-5.Rank: Nobody Retained Ability: Disguising. Can be used twice per day; 5 minutes each.

[plangite-blog]

❛Maybe you should try funnier pranks, kid.❜

[meteorxd-blog]

“Ya callin’ me un-funny?”

[drollerie-blog]

     “You don’t feel like it? Nobody feels like it unless they’re a masochist freak, and it hurts me enough to say I actually know some poor bastard like that.”

Hands on his hips, Dito would narrow his gaze at the other. 

     “How’d you even get hurt anyway? Some shmuck broke my wooden ass spear a little while ago, so I highly doubt it was me.”

[meteorxd-blog]

“Disgustin’.”

“N’ I think I hit my head, but I’m not entirely sure. Whatever. It’s no big deal, really.” He drops his hands to the side with a shrug of the shoulders. He can deal at least.

[shvahrtscyiallox-deactivated201]

     “ Well… I don’t believe looking worried would do me good, little kid.”

[meteorxd-blog]

“I ain’t a lil’ kid, an’ lookin’ upsets gonna do ya no good. Sheesh.”

[truemansamejima]

“You are… That guy who keeps feigning to be Janua!” Samejima still remembers that despite it having been so long ago. He’ll never let that live down, will he? It doesn’t help that he hasn’t learned Elf’s actual name to this day.

“What’re doing on Hive City? And… what’s it you wanna know?”

[meteorxd-blog]

“Hahaha! Yeah, sure, less’go with that.”

It’s not like Samejima knows him any other way, right? Right. Probably not-- “Well, nevermind.” He waves his hand. “It’s not really that useful a’ information while we’re here, at least~”

[drollerie-blog]

But…even though there was blood…this person was boring. Where were the tears, the screams? Just…dealing with it like this person was doing was no fun at all. The urge to lash out at them to fix this conundrum was high, but that would require effort he didn’t want to perform.  

He may as well be pouting. 

     “Aww, that’s no fun at all. Aren’t you supposed to like be in pain or something? Such a booooore. Good job on handling it though, I guess.”

[meteorxd-blog]

“Yeah, I guess.”

He is in pain, at least. It’s simply his pain tolerance that’s high. Sucks for the other guy, but Elf’ll laugh at his own pain either way.

“But y’know. I don’t feel like it, honestly.”

[assassnyan-blog]

“Umeow…?” There was confusion in the man’s voice as he tilted his head. He wasn’t surprised about the cat comment, but he was confused about the ears. “I have human ears, just like you, meow.”

[meteorxd-blog]

“Then-- Is that yer hair?!” Well, he supposed they were the same color as his hair. Maybe it was just -- Styled real cat like.

“That’s awesome! Ya really look n’ sound cat like. ‘Specially with all’a those ‘’meows’’ n’ stuff!”

[meteorxd-blog]

@plangite

“Jeez, no matter which one’a my pranks I pull, ya won’t laugh. Yer borin.”

[meteorxd-blog]

@truemansamejima

“So. Yer here too.” Pause. “... Ya know, there’s somethin’ I’ve been wonderin’.”

[drollerie-blog]

     “Well, people smile when they’re happy. I don’t give a damn if its nice or not, but man whatever hit you got you goood, aha! Look at that wound, it’s just so…pffft…ahhaa~”

Oh goodness don’t even get Dito started but thaaat looks a little too late. 

     “Do it again!”

[meteorxd-blog]

Elf stifles a laugh. So this one was a sadist, huh? Well, that should be-- interesting. At the least.

“’Fraid I can’t.” He goes to touch his forehead, where it’s bleeding, and lick the blood off his fingers  It’s kind of cat like, actually. “Jeez, it did get me real good. That’s a shaaame~”

And he simply shrugs.

[meteorxd-blog]

@assassnyan

“Nice ears!” He’s laughing at him, mind you, “Ya look like a... cat! A really furry one. Do ya have any pairs I can try on?!”

[meteorxd-blog]

@shvahrtscyiallox

“Ay, buddy, ya should turn that frown upsidedown!”

[meteorxd-blog]

@drollerie

“Ya know, it’s not nice ta be wearin’ a smile like that when someone’s bleedin’~” He says this in an incredibly mocking voice. Although, it’s his own fault for getting hit in the head real hard. Whoopsie!

[meteorxd-blog]

alrighty, it’s time! starter call!! Gonna cap at 5, and they’ll vary in length.

[meteorxd-blog]

intro;; funny business.

It was... strange.

Elf had just made it back to what was more ‘’normal’’ for him, if it could even be called that. And now he was... here. Wherever ‘’here’’ was. Hive City... right, that was what it was called. He hadn’t really cared nor payed attention.

But hey, still, all that sentimental shit doesn’t matter, right?

Shoving the note he’d gotten in his pocket, he hopped back a couple of inches down the street, sort of dancing around in his spot. He’d look at that thing later.

“Woooo~w! I can’t believe how big this is!~”

Not that that at all mattered either, but it was funny to see other people react to him acting like a tourist. Honestly, he couldn’t care less about the size of the place.

Elf November simply wanted to mess with everyone. No matter the situation, he’d have his buffoonery to rely on.