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Thinking about how Ryland and Simon handle alcohol and honestly I can see them handling it about the same and pretty average.

Imo both have experience drinking like. Ungodly amounts. Grace when he was an undergrad (he had to stop to lock in proper for his Master’s and Doctorate programs) and Simon just whenever he and his Brothers could find the alcohol to get fucked up on.

I also like to imagine that Martian culture, being very communal in my mind, had a big bar/pub culture. Like it was the only other place people hung out at that wasn’t Church

So Ryland and Simon could drink together and pretty much get fucked up at the same rate

The catch is tho is that Ryland has an uncanny ability to sober up like immediately. Ask him a question or get him to lock in and he is no longer drunk like AT ALL. Simon, however, has tried drunkenly fixing an electrical system or flying a small spacecraft and it went about as well as you’d expect but his “fuck it we ball” mentality gets dialed up to 11 when he’s fucked up and somehow his stupid insane luck also goes with it so he’s, incredibly, never gotten himself or others killed.

Conversely tho, Simon never gets hungover. He could get fucked up enough to have a blood alcohol level to be frightening and wake up the next morning perfectly fine. Refreshed, even

Ryland, however, feels like there’s an axe splitting his head in half and he’s the most miserable, pathetic creature you ever laid your eyes on because his hangovers hit him and hit him like a truck

discount-supervillain

habken

I just wanna keep drawing them as babies

art-the-f-up

The contrast of Ava and Stratt struggling with the guilt as Ava is slowly dying while Simon Grace and Rocky are up to absolute bullshit on the Hail Mary.

First part

to-proudly-go

Fastest way to get to your soulmate

habken

two pebbles

kacklepop

Grace is gonna get the first good nights sleep he’s had in months and Rocky is gonna mandate daily hug time (that turns into sharing a bed) 🚶🏻💨

(FOR MY BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU)

daydream-the-demon

I love the idea of Stratt reviewing the footage brought back to Earth and it's like.

Grace: "So. Ilukhina and Yao died."

Stratt going like "Oh GREAT. Just what we needed." She paused, realizing Grace DID in fact complete the mission. So she's confused and how one guy managed to do this all by himself. One cannot possibly both pilot the ship and use the collector. She keeps on watching.

Grace then goes: "So I met this alien since our ships were both here to solve the astrophage problem. I named him Rocky. He's an engineer."

Stratt is like. oh. okay. that's good. An alien? Unexpected. At least there's someone to make up for the losses. So convenient that he's an engineer.

Then Grace goes: "Then I met this one-third eel one-third tree one-third human guy we rescued from a blood ocean. His name is Simon. He's our pilot."

Stratt has to put down the footage just to recall everything that happened. You're telling me, Grace the biologist, Ilyukhina the engineer, and Yao the pilot were sent on this mission. Then Ilyukhina and Yao died apparently. Then conveniently Rocky the engineer and Simon the pilot got on the Hail Mary.

"Let me get this straight, more than half of the crew died and then oh so conveniently exact replacements came on board." Like, Stratt isn't complaining, she's just like. At that point, why didn't Grace die and some alien who is conveniently a biologist didn't replace his spot. Wdym everyone (but Grace) died and got their jobs replaced perfectly.

By the way, since I see that this post is blowing up, I might as well plug in my Bloodymary project!

kaomojiloser

grace should… definitely sleep more.

m-o-n-o-c-h-r-o-m-e

Kids these days amiright? lol

tsalala

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

ziawouldntwannabeya

via-the-local-witch

This is is really rushed but I always love the concept of a transfem Adrian where she's transforms and becomes a girl as cat noir

The egg is not cracking its made of titanium

stumblecrumbs

COI scientist Grace: (on the blip A in a human safe lab) Rocky, I think we just figured out what caused the quiet rapture!

Rocky: Fuck yeah statement! Fist my bump!

*xenonite panel cracking.sfx

Grace & Rocky: Oh no

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Convict Simon: Something just happened.

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"Jody these little assholes STEAL my goddamn LUNCH! They take the tomatoes out of my sandwich before I get sent back. So yeah, I need another lunch, thank you."