derp

She/her 90’s kid, dinosaurs, cats, plants, DnD, Pokémon

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[mettalovesmetta]

Why do you like to use self checkout?

I’m in kind of a hurry

I don’t feel like talking to anyone

Register lines too long

I don’t have a lot of things to buy

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

I was frustrated at work today and I kinda want to know 😒

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[thollandss-deactivated20231215]

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[mettalovesmetta]

I think if I could cast one probably unethical spell, it would be Screaming Diarrhea, and it would target anyone making a phone call in the stall of a public restroom. It would last until either the caller leaves the bathroom or hangs up.

[heartseeker]

see him

[smiledogwithablog]

Him seen

[heartseeker]

[ootori0704]

1658

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[fvngus]

I'd like to believe this is how it all started.

[pangur-and-grim]

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

[pangur-and-grim]

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

[pangur-and-grim]

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

[pangur-and-grim]

this is starting to affect my personal life

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[funkiestcurve]

Another one of these