y'all ready for a key change?

21+ any pronouns

[polkadotmotmot]

Bruce Ackerson - Spaghetti Night, 2020

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[theirisianprincess]

Ah yes. My favorite baseball team.

✨✨Fuckers✨✨✨

[kaban-bang]

GO FUCKERS!!!!

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[snippit-crickit]

runrunrunnn lil guy!!!!!!

i wanted to try traditional animation for a while and heres a cute little guy inspod by sonnyelim ; 3 and here are the seperate frames as well

[v171]

Alien gender binary.

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[angelbabymikaa]

i wonder how many people have to die before governments take global warming seriously or do we all just get to burn to death

[angelbabymikaa]

i say this as someone who has access to air conditioning and who deals with- in comparison- much less dangerous heat waves. people are already dying in the global south despite having the lowest carbon footprint on earth. people in india are either currently at wet bulb temperatures or will soon meet and surpass them. and what are we doing about it? drill baby drill?

[bearscandraw2]

mudkips in a pond

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[minart-was-taken]

I think when a child is traumatised instead of making them develop mental issues and other disorders that an abuser can exploit, they should get like a cool magic sword or the ability to turn into a dragon

[chankapaaaana]

[womphee]

Into The Light

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i live, to him, an unfathomably long life

i have access to powers and locations that he cannot access independently; he needs my help to navigate the world i've brought him to

i simply found him outside and abducted him one day

there are many cats in the world, but this one is the best and my most favorite. why? because he was available to abduct that morning and for very little other reason.

i have a much greater understanding of this world than him, but he has unshakable confidence in his ability to figure it out and i find that really cute

the power dynamic is fundamentally unbalanced, but i let him have a little audacity. a little combativeness and sass. as a treat.

some humans are needlessly cruel to cats or take them in for a short time before neglecting or abandoning them. but i have chosen to love and guard this one with my life. because i think he's neat.

he is very well-treated and has pretty much everything he could possibly want or need, but he is my prisoner.

[pup-purgatory]

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…