Metzger

Cis hetro, He/him, born 86, BLM, Trans Rights Are human Rights, mostly reblogs

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[farx]

[stepslster-deactivated20150404]

the music gets me every f***ing time omg

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

OhMY GOD

[aetherbox]

I woke up sad today and then I saw this. I am not sad anymore.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m laughing like a drain rn

[brynclawramblings]

I tried not to smile but it just happened because this is the best

[shiraglassman]

Turn on your sound, this one’s worth it.

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[emily-e-draws]

The clearing is ringed with hawthorn trees, framing the dragon curled beneath their shelter in white and green bloom. White petals erupt from their rest in the grass as Elizabeth whirls through, kicking up the lingering sour smell of the flowers. Scylla had not been sleeping soundly; she lifts her head the instant she hears footsteps, luminous amber eyes at once alert. Severely, she examines Elizabeth for injury, then gasps and exclaims in delight, “Don’t you look fine! Not that you wear a uniform poorly, mind, but—oh!—what a pretty color!”

Commission for @boltlightning, from her very excellent PotC + Temeraire crossover fic deadfall 🩵

[pocketss]

harpy doodles - trying to simplify designs for future comics :o

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[swordscomic]

Broadening Your Horizons

[leidensygdom]

The underground empire of Mith-Sharorr is best known for its goddess, the Dame of Thorns. And her followers bear her symbols, clad in purple and burgundy, with roses and spines all over their attire. Areel was a fine example of Vyrthae's most devout inquisitors: He had even been blessed by her twisted roots, a mark of faith like none other.

So uhhh i finished this picture! Which I may have linearted in 2019 (fixed recently, then colored). I spent about 10 hours just to lineart that armor back then, only to never finish it. So uh, here's a very long term WIP dealt with. Areel (a drow paladin, oath of conquest) is an older character of mine, but I decided he deserved to be in this year's artfight!

[70sscifiart]

Taglines from science fiction covers

[leidensygdom]

Yet more Artfight attacks! This time featuring The Wandering Tomb, a warforged paladin, who belongs to @zephyrbug ! Because I can't resist a good robot even if gothic motifs are kind of incredibly hard whoops

[booksandchainmail]

1000 years tragedy (left my computer in my partner's office before their meeting started and can't get to it) (now I know how cats feel when you shut them out of the bathroom)

[booksandchainmail]

I MISSED THE HOUR TURNOVER AND THEY HAVE GONE DIRECTLY INTO ANOTHER MEETING

[booksandchainmail]

puter?

[corvidcorgi]

You have five minutes before my next meeting. Use them wisely.

[booksandchainmail]

[booksandchainmail]

THEY TURNED OFF THEIR CAMERA SO I COULD QUICKLY SCAMPER IN AND GRAB MY PUTER <3 <3 <3

[booksandchainmail]

new twist: I remembered to take my puter with me :)

but not the charger :(

[kaz-butt]

artfight attack on @skateboard-wizard

[depsidase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[tobaeus]

@ralfmaximus

[ralfmaximus]

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

[tacofriend]

Get peer reviewed!

[lierdumoa]

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

[alfabusa]

For my Scandinavian fiends......... I'm starting to sell off stuff from my Warhammer collection because bigly need the money...

Not much just yet, still trying the waters, but will be auctioning off more and more in the coming weeks. Primarily model kits and books. I don't really know if its worth anything to anyone, gone back and forth on pointing it out, but, just in case; a lot of the books I'm going to throw up here was directly used as reference material during the writing of TTS. Despite this, a lot of it is also in excellent condition, fortunately.

Past that though, many of the things I'll be posting (particularly books) is Limited Edition or otherwise cool and rare stuff...

Hope you consider perusing (IF you are in swedean (or other nearby country I guess?))

Annonser från Alfabusa på Tradera.com

Handla second hand och begagnat från Alfabusa på Tradera. Hållbar shopping på Sveriges största cirkulära marknad, Tradera.com

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school