Mewling Quim

[andrewarhol]

a concept: me, in bed with many blankets, the windows are frosted but i am toasty, my homework complete and i fully understand the material

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[nightflight-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

lmfao another one

[aolien]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 

psychic: what the fuck

[jaaxie-deactivated20160112]

[squirreldeer]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Truly a Christmas miracle. 

[pixie-pout]

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

[the-man-of-the-house]

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

[grownthot]

the best analogy

[mykidjustsaid]

The Feels were strong with this one. My son watches Star Wars for the first time!

Check it out! cc: @fysw @starwars

[buckleberryfern-blog]

that kid is the incarnate of #WHEREISLUKE

[himym-confessions]

[skywalkerss-blog]

[jotaaro-blog]

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

[capho]

meninist meetings

[svvply]

I literally want this framed

[millenniumfucko]

@albinwonderland here u go

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched

[superherofeed]

4 DAYS LEFT UNTIL STAR WARS.

[twerkforcats]

how do I get a boy to like me?

ask him what his favorite emoji is then snapchat him a picture of your boobs with that emoji covering your nipple

[katiebishop]

[tesladyneindustries]

this vine is too powerful

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

@winterywitch