Sweetheart

Formerly a NSFW blog (message me for my side accounts). 22, UK.

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[spacedoutsnail]

One of my favorite moments during the Mario movie (slight spoilers btw) is when Mario and DK seemed like they were about to have a heart to heart

DK’s all like “my dad thinks I’m a joke” and Mario’s like “yeah mine too” and I was like oh ok I see where this is going they’re going to bond over their daddy issues but

NOPE

DK is just like “your dad’s right you DO suck”

I lost my mind, what a good subversion 10/10 no notes

[simplypooh]

[bloodsadx]

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

[bloodsadx]

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

[rcktpwr]

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

[lifetrader]

idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down

[mousidy]

is it just me or do babies make no fucking sense. "goo goo ga ga" dude what the fuck are you talking about

[y-ddraig]

You throw away your ideals for success a shame to see. Whatever happened to baby's smiles being beautiful?

[mousidy]

beautiful from billions of miles away dotting the night sky. point blank? that shit kills

[jisuto]

[filmgifs]

FROZEN (2013) dir. Chris Buck & Jennifer Lee

[haaarpb]

drawings of my cat(s) (1)

[animentality]

[casgirl]

Thinking about Bruce’s eating dome

[casgirl]

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

i want subway

[catgirldick]

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

[greek-orthodox-priest]

hey does anyone here wanna get baptized

[turnipot]

i love ducks 🦆

[prof-grace-aspen]

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

[drygingergood]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the most addition to this post but I also can't fucking argue with it because it's true.

[brytning]

Self-care Sunday: Does anyone else feel like they need more concrete instructions than "just let go" of intrusive thoughts? Hunter Clark-Fields (author of Raising Good Humans) explains that the reason labeling thoughts works to help let them go is because the process activates the prefrontal cortex---the part of the brain responsible for logic, reason, and decision-making, i.e. the part of the brain that's good at focusing and setting emotions aside. It's been really helpful in my meditation practice to notice where my thoughts go, give them a label, and find it easier to refocus on the present. Labeling thoughts isn't just helpful during meditation! It's a useful practice at any time of day when you notice unwanted thoughts cropping up. The key is in the noticing.

[death-limes]

This is a part of DBT too! It’s really helpful when trying to distance yourself from judgements and strong emotions.

“I’m pathetic” can be rephrased as “The thought ‘I’m pathetic’ just entered my brain” or “A feeling of pathetic-ness has washed over me.” Those rephrasings acknowledge that the thought is an interpretation rather than a fact. Then it’s easier to follow up with “Why do I feel that? What facts support that interpretation?” or even “What am I feeling physically when this emotion comes over me?” Then you can start examining your feelings and thoughts instead of being consumed by them.

[byjove]

I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

[byjove]

[byjove]

Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.

[byjove]

My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.

[teehee-remade]

they are controlling the caprisun with their minds