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anything: happens me: thank u, next

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top ten most badass shirts from the burlington coat factory

10. Gangsta Popeye

thats hip hop

9. Gangsta Tweety Bird

thats hip-hop

8. Gangsta Spongebob

thats hip-hop

6. Gangsta Daffy Duck Shirt

thats hip-hop

5. Gangsta Taz With a Grill

thats hip-hop

4. Gangsta Patrick Shirt

thats hip-hop

3. Gangsta Mario

thats hip-hop

2. Bart Marley

thats hip-hop

1. Most Badass Burlington Coat Factory Shirt:

I Am Legend:

Thats REAL Hip-Hop

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when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

ratfuck

British food look like this

roseskinnycoffee

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

ratfuck

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

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the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

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cultural appropriation strikes yet again

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A Full Face of Rhinestones

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#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies