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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*
friend: hey man im sorry about what i did
me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*
Art Nouveau interior.
me: *on my period*
me: sometimes u gotta bleed to know that ur alive and have a soul
me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
He’d been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me straight into insomnia. But it had just stood there the whole time. Now it seemed part of the furniture, if I’m being honest.
I started talking to it. Probably not my best idea, I’ll give you that, but it’s not like I had anyone else around. I would tell it about my day as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me. I even wished it good night. And it just stared, with its glowing red eyes.
One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really late. Remember those six reports? They turned into fifteen. And if I didn’t get them done for this major client, it was my head on the HR guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing on the sofa in the break room and woke up to more work on my desk. That was Thursday morning. I had to get this all done by Monday.
On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go home and get some real sleep before going back to the office to finish this insane task. And then I felt it. Something was here with me and it wasn’t the janitor.
I looked in the corner and there were those eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I really didn’t have time for this, not here.
“Ain’t you got shit to do?” I snapped, walking to the break room for yet more coffee. So much for going home to sleep.
A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice said, “I miss you.”
I stopped. “What do you mean, you miss me? Aren’t you a demon or something?”
“You didn’t come home. I’ve been worried. What are you doing here?”
We’d never conversed like this. It was almost comforting, like a friend would be.
“I’m working, man. I’ve got a big client coming on Monday and Kellen put all these damn reports on my desk and if I don’t get them done, I’m probably gonna get fired.” I ranted as I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my hair.
The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly around the room, taking it all in.
“Do you want me to eat Kellen?” it suddenly asked.
I laughed, “No, don’t eat Kellen. It’s not really his fault.”
“Then what shall I do?”
I sighed and considered. What could a shadow demon do to help me?
“Do you know anything about graphic design and marketing?”
It paused its roaming. “I ate an artist’s soul, once.”
“Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me what looks good.”
On Monday morning, the company landed the client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could work from home two days a week. We moved to a bigger flat two months later. It makes cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays.
I love this honestly
“I ate an artist’s soul, once.”
“Good enough.”
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
I love how everyone on the kastle fandom is losing their shit
This narrative does not exclude me
IS THIS A ROM-COM OR A VIOLENT AND GORY SHOW?!?!?!
Stressed, blessed and Kastle obsessed™
Concept: Karen is in DDS3 and she’s just as badass as ever. She’s amazing and awesome and important to the storyline. When the fight is over, Matt and Foggy ask her out for drinks and Karen’s like “Can’t. I have a date.”
And we just all know the date is with Frank.
The end.
karen genuinely just wants frank to be free from this endless cycle of pain and loneliness so bad and he just wants to keep her completely safe and it totally breaks my heart
he gave her FLOWERS and she gave him a SNEAKY NINJA HUG and they gave me CHEST CONTRACTIONS
Frank Karen Page is defending me again but hey, what are you gonna do? Castle
Can we just talk about how when Micro called Karen Frank’s girlfriend…. He didn’t deny it and just went: “Turn that up.”
Translation: “That’s my girl. I gotta hear her.”
me before the punisher: i really hope frank and karen kiss
me after the punisher: WHO EVEN NEEDS A KISS, THEY ARE SO CANON IT HURTS!
Also, can we talk about Frank’s ‘Atta girl’ to Karen when she promised him she was still carrying her gun with her. Proud boyfriend Frank Castle ya’ll. Someone gif that pls.
insp.
