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[bigforeheadgaaal]

Yep, start fining people. Periodt

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[bvbblebeam]

[prozc]

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

[niggazinmoscow]

YES ok this. Yes

[equikage]

team 7 watching kakashi interacting with a human woman:

[equikage]

they’re the fucking worst god damn imagine being kakashi and trying to have a sex life. imagine buying condoms at 2am and you’re paying at the register and look out the window and there are these 3 tiny ninja faces pressed against the glass wearing the shocked pikachu expression as the store owner slaps the condoms into your palm

[endofevangelion1997]

men are so unsympathetic towards women they can’t even see that women in the past (or even now, in heavily religious environments) regularly having like 10+ children is a pretty depressing historical fact. even one pregnancy is such an ordeal for the human body, even if it isn’t a particularly complicated pregnancy, but men will just be like “but it was natural back then”. yeah lots of things were natural!!! working yourself to death was common!!! u could catch like 20 different epidemic diseases at any point and no one would have been surprised!!! that doesn’t mean u can’t feel empathy for the millions of people that lived through it and the people that still live through it today.

[4kadhd]

No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me

[putoypendejo]

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[stars-bean]

“I’m sorry… sorry I’m a badass.”

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[sitcomedy]

[oldbae333]

💀💀💀

[thecurlyedither]

This show, man. Gotta love it.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

HELLO?????

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

snufkin that same day:

[ohfugecannada]

FELLAS

[capacity]

Little my and I would have had beef if I lived in moominvalley I just know we would

[toastbutteregg]

this post reminded me that women don’t dress for men and men don’t dress for women. thank you

[its-been-nice-existing]

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Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

[elaysah-deactivated20190420]

*gives you head for my own pleasure*

[gentlesharks]

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

[sneeking]

they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken

[kristina100000]

i would give literally everything i have for every child to have a good childhood and never come in touch with someone who would abuse them for their own personal gratification