j burgga

Can people stop following this acc i literally post here while im on yhe toilet

[mgmt2]

Fucked me up

[dailysoapshipping]

hes not going anywhere dude chill

[real-slime-shady]

[mgmt2]

bitch grt me some fucking sauerkraut

[mgmt2]

i'm gonna just make you a pride flag which is just black and white and it's got a big furry bending over in the middle - phil

i crode

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on Instagram/TikTok!

29 May 2026

[mgmt2]

playing one more time at my funeral cause I believe in reincarnation

[mgmt2]

if you think that Michael is spelled like Micheal I want you to know how much I detest you

[chilewithcarnage]

[mgmt2]

when ur in a baking the flattest cake competition but ur opponent is me

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I think companies with lots of desk workers should install this by default

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[mgmt2]

pleasuremaxxing with some asmr as a chaser for the homosexual porn fic I just read while jacking it

[you2sleep]

[mgmt2]

i have a boner and it aches