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18+ NSFW MGS blog. I hope I am not just a revolting pervert but a darling friend too.

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😼18+ MGS Heatposting blog 😼

DNI: Minors (including implied), Zoo, in*cest, chasers. Please understand I’m play flirting and don’t actually want a relationship :(

decided to go ahead and make the mgs fanfic blog a lot of people have asked me to make so im not just spamming peoples anons (this will continue of course let me know if youd like to go on the torment list)

I do write using dark themes puritans go home.

(if you dislike what i post just block.)

Included but not limited to writing bdsm, cheating/cucking, cervical penetration, torture, breeding, hybrid INCLUDING HYBRID FANTASY ANATOMY (big puppykaz enjoyer), obsession, dubcon, mindbreak, bloodsports, fisting, groups, unsafe S&M practices. voyerism. Some things I write about are things I am not particularly into but if it’s my darlings id be more than happy to provide.

remember it is fiction and the actions within should not be attempted without thorough consideration and research.

MSM including TMSM primarily, though do love writing about the wonderful women of mgs too.

About me: Born in 97, Trans Man, Leatherman. Been obsessed with mgs since I was a little kid. Blame mgs for why Im bi and love torturing men <3.

I dont edit or revise before I hit send, too busy foaming at the mouth thinking about my favourite mgs characters. whether you understand what im saying is your problem lol.

call me revolver ocelot the way ive wanted to fuck that man for decades.

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I’m getting Vs legs behind his ears and putting a baby in him

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commission for @lady-halibuts-chambers!!!! Big Old Boy ft. Tighty-Whities

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Huffing and barking at the screen

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Are sex shops supposed to make me feel like I'm in a library? Because I feel like if I make any noise whatsoever, I'll be taken out back and shot.

It’s natural to be nervous esp if it’s unfamiliar. I think of mainstream stores like being around deer, calm simple movements so you don’t startle eachother. Though a lot of toy stores esp kinkier and queerer have a much more relaxed and friendly vibe to them and they’re my personal choice.

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If you see stolen art on sites like aliexpress please report it and use the Q&A feature to call them out as they can’t delete your comments easily. Be mindful of the language you use as they can validate their report easier if you are “mean” and could have your account suspended easily. When reporting send screenshots of the original listing and the link to both the original artists social media and the original listing of the stolen content. When reporting use language that includes keywords like unauthorised, imitation, fake, counterfeit as the reporting process is 1000% AI moderation

Also let the original artist know as reporting as a third party is much less effective than directly

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To think that Metallica’s master of puppets was the reason I came out to my mum is such a strange thing. I had multi disc CD player with a random disc feature and if it played queens greatest hits or pink Floyd’s dark side of the moon I would have never came out

I didn’t even like Metallica that much either 😭

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I know he was SWEATING when that brat arrived

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I’ll never not be enraged at the neutering of pride btw.

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The day tumblr learns about bean soup the day we can have peace and tranquility on the platform.

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my hobby is slandering kazuhira miller

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Something fun to think about; maybe ocelot didn’t know his name til the boss told him. And that’s why finding out snakes real name was so important to him.

[suicidetooth]

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Ocelhira but it’s kaz finding out how rich ocelot actually is and that makes him way hotter to kaz

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Big boss picking up a fantasy dildo and saying that the engravings give no tactile advantage whatsoever

Is that anything?

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Ocelot keeps pressing paper cups against the wall trying to find out what he’s getting for his birthday

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By the age of thirty you should have at LEAST

-choke slammed a twink

-stung by like 100 bees all at once

-survived at least two nukes

-be waterboarded by a “looking for a third” gay couple

-been forced to kill your mentor who you have a maternal transference complex relationship with

-been duped into foregoing your morality in order to serve the shadow governments bidding

-have your DNA stolen

-dry hump on a bear rug

-dedicate your life to your mentors will but be so blinded by revenge you’re soon to be manipulated into destroying the world by the very shadow government you’re warring against

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I forgot T makes flus and stuff so much worse. Send help