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Sometimes I wish i was a better artist simply because I’d love to draw and then get some really smutty fanart printed on a scarf or something and then it looks super pretty when I’m wearing it when all you can see is the colours, but when someone asks what the picture is I can unfold it and it’s fanart of Sherlock getting rimmed by John.
Erm hello?
I haven’t post on here in years and suddenly all my old Sherlock smut is getting reblogged that I haven’t look at in years and jeez man you guys are crazy, I love this fandom but I’m also terrified of looking at my old art XD Y’all making me want to start drawing smut again just so you can reblog something decent from me.
Just wanted quickly to say thanks to all y’all pervs who still follow my blog even though I haven’t posted for ages. Truth be told, got a little embarassed about my own art on here, thinking it was less valuable or something just because it was smutty. I’m trying to break the habit of judging my art based on what other people think. I’m gonna try to post here more often, thank you for the love <3
Can I get a Porn Star AU with Harry Hart being Kingsman’s most successful porn star of all times?
We’re talking massive fan base from men and women old and young, because everyone agrees that he is Daddy AF. He’s extremely versatile, working with both men and women in almost any genre you can think of sans humiliation and blood play.
His most popular video is one where he’s fucking an anonymous young man whose face you never see, but the passion and sweetness of it all surprised and delighted Harry’s fans. (Most fans agree that the bottom moaning “Daddy” and Harry’s reactions made everything even hotter.) As far as anyone knows, Harry has never worked with that young man again after the one video three years ago.
Enter Eggsy Unwin, that anonymous young man. He began at Kingsman as Mr. Hart’s fluffer, slowly working his way up the ladder in the industry. Now he works behind the camera, filming and producing Kingsman’s most popular videos.
He’s also madly in love with Harry, which resulted in the one video three years ago. Unfortunately, since then, Harry tends to avoid Eggsy at all costs, and ignores the young man’s presence when Eggsy is filming him.
Little does Eggsy know that Harry feels guilty over the video, having wanted to woo and enter a relationship with Eggsy. The video was never supposed to be uploaded and distributed, and Harry thinks that Eggsy is upset with him after Eggsy had freaked out when it was first released.
(But Eggsy had gotten over it shortly after when Roxy pointed out that his face was never shown. Harry had begun avoiding him at this point though.)
PINING PORN STAR HARRY AND HIS ALSO PINING CAMERA MAN EGGSY BASICALLY.
would also like the tension to get to the point where harry is doing a shoot and fucking someone, eggsy’s behind the camera actually be professional until he catches harry’s eyes. commence the eyefucking.
YOU.
I like you.
Oh my.
This cup is ruined for me forever.
Harry/Eggsy, doing that age-old trope where they aren't together, there's sexual tension and they have to share a bed for like, reasons, and they wake up spooning
my last prompt! i think it’s the first time i wasn’t 1000% lazy cause i filled them all! :D
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To say Eggsy is tired is an understatement. He’s spent nine hours in a car with Harry Hart, tailing a suspected target that seemed to want to stop at every single service station between London and Edinburgh. And after all that, it ended up being a bad lead, so they have to spend the night in a B&B—recommended by Merlin himself—with plans to head home the next day.
He didn’t even do all the driving, but he’s exhausted and doesn’t put up a fight at the sight of only one bed. Harry, however, does stop with his overnight bag in one hand.
“Dear me,” he says, glancing at Eggsy. “I can nip downstairs and see if they have a room with separate beds.”
Eggsy shrugs and says, “It’s ten thirty, Harry. This’ll do for one night. ‘M not bothered.”
He drops his own bag by the armchair in the corner of the room and then flops face-first onto one side of the large bed. He’s still dressed and desperately needs to brush his teeth, but he’d be more than happy to go straight to sleep.
Something soft, possibly a throw pillow, hits the back of his head and he grunts as Harry says, “Shoes off the bed, please, Eggsy.”
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“I don’t really ship Sherlock and John. I like their friendship.” ( ← Me. Always. Until now.)
John: *rims Sherlock*
Sherlock:
If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.
i swear my thoughts are not always this dirty… but…. ok ok.. i lie..
#let's play: find harry
Truth time.
There isn't a lot that makes me happier in this world than ladies talking openly and unashamedly about sex with each other.
While I am 199% there for debonaire sex god sugar daddy Harry Hart, can I interest you in considering the following:
- Harry stammering, “O-oh goodness,” and accidentally tripping into a wall when Eggsy tries to kiss him, cheeks gone hectic red and even redder when he realizes he’s not calm, not in control, dear god when did–why did–but his mouth still tastes like Eggsy
- Harry making helpless little broken sounds when Eggsy just keeps coming at him, kissing Harry down his throat and shoving a knee between his thighs
- because Harry wants, he wants, and he never ever thought he’d have–have anyone, least of all this darling, fearless boy–
- and by all rights it should terrify Eggsy that Harry is shaking under his hands but it doesn’t, it centers him, for once in his life he knows what to do when Harry isn’t sure, and the first time Harry breathes out “fffuck,” against his mouth is like a revelation, like it struggled free from all the layers of Repressed English Gentleman just to be kissed into Eggsy’s skin and came out pure Harry
- Eggsy’s going to wreck him. In the best way he knows how.
why does taron egerton always look like he’s .2 seconds away from climbing into colins lap
#‘oh sorry colin mate I didn’t see you there" #'you can get up now taron’ #'oh am I still sitting on you?’ #'taron…’ x
As an answer to your fanfic question, I think it's more or less how uninspired and cliche the slang terms have become from over use. Like nobody really thinks up nice new terms and if they do they simply go unused for whatever reason. It is something to think about though.
The slang terms to me personally just sound offensive or gross and as you say, cliche. I try so hard to think of better ways but everytime I draw a blank.I’ve always wondered if I’ve just been conditioned to be grossed out by it or whether no one really has come up with a decent term.
Question for fanfic writers.
Are the slang terms for female genitals gross compared to the male or is it simply instinct because society has raised us to react with disgust to any mention of female genitalia?
I do think they’re gross because all of them have their own problems that make them uncomfortable to use. I’ve seen people not want to use ‘pussy’ because it’s juvenile,‘cunt’ because it’s a slur (though, whether or not it’s a slur, and how bad of a slur it is, depends on who you ask), and ‘womanhood’ because it’s transphobic. ‘Innocence’ is the big one that has to do with purity, but it’s not the cleanliness of the genitals that’s referred to, it’s the moral up-standing-ness of the person (which has it’s own set of issues, too). All of the slang that I know makes me uncomfortable because they all have other connotations. Slang terms for (usually) don’t have any major problems. ‘Cock’ and ‘dick’ can both be used as insults, but weak ones. Other euphemisms like ‘Mr. Johnson’ and ‘The Big Willy’ are just a bit silly. ‘Manhood’ is the only one I can think of that does have a real problem, which is that it’s transphobic. There’s certainly some societal conditioning, but I don’t think it’s about disgust. The valvular area is supposed to be private and not talked about in public, but penises are talked about all the time.
I’m not sure that made any sense, but I hope it helps.
INTERESTING REPLY YES GOOD! This is the kind of discussion I like to see!
Going Down (Hartwin)
Summary: When Harry and Eggsy are confronted with security guards during a mission they pretend to be lovers—until they have to pretend no longer.
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They edged quietly through the dim corridor, past office doors and meeting rooms, but so far they had encountered not a soul. It should be nothing more than an easy in-out kind of mission, but lately their gigs had turned south too often for anybody’s liking—even Eggsy’s—so they were particularly careful and tried to make as little noise as possible. Which was fucking hard in these shoes, thank you very much.
Eggsy didn’t mind seeing a little action now and then, especially if it gave him a front row seat to Harry Hart kicking ass. The man was a beautiful force of nature when he took down his enemies, all precise movements, not a single step out of place, no bullet wasted. It was like watching a tightly scripted choreography with Harry as the star dancer.
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