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Just an Adhd gremlin trying to finding the serotonin (she/they) 🏳️‍⚧️/ 21

[stellamdr]

P-please....

[yuiwrong]

The Maid Forums

[tgirlkisser]

Reblog for unsolicited yuri in your dms :3

[aapenjoyer]

i would love to be in a "friends but maybe more" type of relationship with a boymoding trans girl.

i don't actually know much about fashion or skincare or haircare, but I would learn for her, to help her out. I want to encourage her to present feminine, i want to help her voice train, i want to hype her up at every moment. i want to encourage her to buy a cute set of lingerie in the hopes that she will let me listen to the cute moans and whimpers that i will bring out of her

[miatheprick]

This is what I need to be done to me

[novapuppycat]

Reblog if you wanna receive pics of my puppygirl cock in your DMs~

[milfannihilator2]

Reblog this if tgirl's can dm you and ask for pics <3

[softslutbunny]

i loveeee gock musk~ ♡

push my face into your crotch and give me the command "smell."

make me huff your scent until i'm cumming from the smell alone~

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[hiddinginmyroom]

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

The notes on this post are making me so worried girls are we okay??

[gayvampyr]

ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

[gayvampyr]

??? WHERE

[fleshdyke]

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enjoy

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[miatheprick]

#O,_,O

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[slowspinningredemption]

damn just pay them a living wage

[segamascott]

[crowroboros]

gwah

Gwah !

[postoctobrist]

Hi so funny story I'm the "threesome at a lego convention" girl. Not the one who sent the ask but the actual girl who did it. I have no idea who anon is but there's only a few people who both use tumblr regularly AND know that story

To clarify: it wasn't MY car, it was one of the other girls'. I drive a Mazda Miata, there is NO WAY we were fucking in that thing. Anyway, one of the other girls invited us to smoke in the convention center parking lot and then asked if we wanted to make out and. Uhh. One thing led to another and... well... yeah

Either way I'll take the ego boost from anon calling it "one of the most impressive things I've ever heard" and I'm glad it resonated with so many people

Y'all should come to lego conventions. It's a good time, I promise ;)

you’re an icon

[villainessbian]

Ancient Sumerians: that trans girl is so pretty... I need her to bear my children. Maybe we should make her a priestess so the goddess may decide to make her fertile.

Lesbians today: that trans girl s so pretty... I need to breed her. If I keep railing her gay ass she definitely will get pregnant.

conclusion: lesbians are late Sumerian fertility goddesses