Relatable Pizza Moments! 🍕
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@miavizard
Relatable Pizza Moments! 🍕
I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage
raw as in.. unfiltered, primordial.
Full of potential…
STOP
Queen.
I always have to reboot this.
For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions aren’t forced to play with the rope if they don’t want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO
I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:
Cheeps.
Oh my god
I’m dead now
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
this was for an aquarium
Useless Inventions 🔬
Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?
Hattie: Meow
Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mraaow
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mrah
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!
This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website
WHAT A GOOD VIDEO
@pyrrhy
@gingerwuff
some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor
love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
Credit: zappa_the_cat
RIP Vine †
THE 1ST ONE.
a small cat
that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard
welcome back to my blog small baby
I just let this run on repeat for awhile. Two of my cats are comically hunting for their loud hidden friend.
this is the sound of a cat who really, truly loves the person they are chirping at.
Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)
a few instruments rated on how much they love drama
•trumpet. 6/10 theyre full of themselves and it causes drama but they dont actively seek it out.
•tuba. 0/10 these dudes r weird as hell but tight as fuck.
•trombone. 2/10 they dont know about the drama but theyre friends with the people who do.
•flute. 15/10 definitely snitched on you to start shit. will deny it, but also brag about it to other people.
•drums. 4/10 because theres always that one snare that knows too much.
•saxophone. 2/10 generally uninvolved in the drama but, they will sometimes try to mediate?
•clarinet. 4/10 theyre quieter than they should be, but also they talk about stuff they shouldn’t.
•viola. 2/10 seems like theyd be involved in drama but they really arent.
•violin. 9/10 will insult you behind your back. kinda fake.
•standing bass. 3/10. similar to tubas. weird but good, knows too much though.
•cello. ??/10 who even knows.
•piano. 4/10 can depend on if they play anouther instrument. really likes to show off though and it can become controversial.
•guitar. 2/10 not as cool as they think they are but generally chill.