How to Piss off the Zodiac Signs
Aries: Tell them that their ideas suck, convince people to follow your lead instead of theirs, steal their ideas and claim them as your own.
Taurus: Eat food off their plate without asking first, try to make them come out with you when they do not want to, try to make them leave a party and go home when they do not want to.
Gemini: Do most of the talking and never allow them to get a word in, argue with them over their random trivia knowledge, bore them to death, tell them you are tired of hearing them speak.
Cancer: Do not tell them where you are going and then do not respond to any of their text or phone calls (they will automatically assume you are dead or cheating on them).
Leo: Steal their spotlight, make their friends like you more than them, only talk about yourself and never ask about them.
Virgo: Schedule plans and then be late, better yet, just do not show up at all, do not respect their stuff or their privacy, rearrange their belongings without asking.
Libra: Be dressed more nicely than them, insult what they are wearing, be more charming than them, flirt with their date right in front of them.
Scorpio: Lie to them, if they did not at first figure out you were lying throw the fact that you lied and they did not realize it in their face,
Sagittarius: Talk about how few places they have traveled then brag about all the places you have been, say you are more philosophical than them.
Capricorn: Try to outperform them at work, pretend you did more work than them on a group project, act like you work harder than them.
Aquarius: Tell them that they are not that much different than the rest of society, tell them they are normal, say that you are more unique than them.
Pisces: Make fun of them when they cry, make fun of their favorite movie or band, call out their spacey nature in front of a group of people to embarrass them, force them to talk in front of a large group of people.
