we shitpost here sir

I've been here for way too long and leaving isn't an option at this point. streaming on twitch when I get a chance [twitch.tv/gellie_luna]

[kaijuno]

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[keremelcream]

i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

[triskeleaficionado]

[evilsanlang]

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

[evilsanlang]

sorry I felt like lying

[harperssterns]

[moonpaw]

[wittyworm]

imma be 100% homestuck if you have a different username on twitter vs tumblr you are two totally different people to me

[wittyworm]

HONEST

[catchymemes]

[pancakeke]

I've been waiting for him to say this lmao

[gaybastich]

[weirdadvicehumangirl]

He's responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don't have them

[ocean-again]

all classics

[beckywiththegoodhijab]

Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It's cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It's washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It's forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It's the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[slopaganda]

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey

[tyleroakley]

can’t believe twitter is gonna collapse thank god i’ve kept my tumblr queue flowing for the past decade, my true long game

who else is here still i’m trying to see something

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[nuggss]

Ants be like that

[conspiring-limabean]

I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They’d stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didn’t recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty… and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.

Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didn’t stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony

[fiollaigean]

[molabuddy]

⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

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[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[jotaillustrator]

[schlarklezyaoi]

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

[schlarklezyaoi]