Made of glitter, puns, and bees?

please be patient with me im from the 1900s Honestly who knows what you'll find here good luck in my mess

[micamone]

(⌐■_■) 👌

[micamone]

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[robertmitchum]

what do you do for a living?

I exist against my will. 

[liarsblade]

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

[liarsblade]

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[cryptotheism]

I love the way card games exist. Here is a set of rules for manipulating a set of objects. With practice, it will be fun. You can find the rules in a book, but the only way to truly understand them is to engage with another person who also knows the rules. There is something so secret about it.

[candyskiez]

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

[oldinterneticons]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[bimmyjimmy]

I feel like sometimes he purposely plays up the plushi-ness

[bimmyjimmy]

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's just a plushie with a cat's head on it

[stjohnstarling]

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

[libbleslie]

Made a tape dispenser holder!

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[plumbo-gummite]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[mothric]

thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.

it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.

about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.

[mothric]

I have observed enough allistic communication to know that generally, if somebody points something out to you that you can already see or are already clearly interacting with, they are making an indirect request. but as I don't know what the request is, the only way forward is for me to guess (and likely get it wrong), or prompt the allistic to tell me clearly what they need.

however, allistics don't realize they do this, so asking them to say the unspoken surprises and confuses them. this is not their fault. allistics can be quite emotionally fragile and perceive directness as confrontation, so they habitually rely on indirect speech and coded language to preserve others' feelings. this is why they may find it difficult to be direct, even when asked. I have found that with enough gentle encouragement and reassurance that they are actually helping you, you too can achieve successful communication with your allistic friend or loved one. :)