Eggs Benedict

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Hey homies from other homies, it’s me.

I like gum… and doodling, and watching tv n’ stuff… ummm… I fix things… and… yeah.

List of things that kind of suck:

Hurricane Utah sucks

Ennard sucks

I suck

You might suck

William sucks

Purple sucks

Remnant sucks

Yeah…

YOU CANT BE CALLING ME AN EDGY TEEN IM 59!

Ooc- this is scooped Michael

Quite inactive rn go check out @vv-nessie-97-vv

He is mostly healed but his arms and legs are still pretty blotchy and he has a burn scar on his face. However in specific situations he can appear to still be rotting. I have a head canon Michael is chill most of the time and sometimes he needs to be put in an insane asylum uhhh also he would never really talk to people that much during his time so he can be quite socially awkward and doesn’t understand a lot of things kind of like movie Michael. might update later but yeah

This is my main account, go check out my other one @annville-art-things

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

hello anyone home?

No.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Say Micheal micheal Smicheal, does the name noah ring a bell

Don’t

[paranormal-with-lisa-deactivate]

Found something you might be interested in… it’s an original Bonnie bobble head from the 70s when fazbear was fairly new. Strange thing is though I found it in the grass near an old road no one uses…

@michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing

Woah, that's so cool! Maybe someone was trying to get rid of it and just tossed it out? Or someone lost it. I've heard of people putting bobbleheads on their cars so it could've fallen out of someones car.

Still a neat find! I have a Freddy bobblehead a friend gave me. I don't know what year it's from though, the date on it smudged off awhile back.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

There’s a wrecked abandoned truck just up the road from it too, it’s too damaged to see where it’s from though.

I think the one you have from the remake restaurant? I remember they used similar ones it the fazbear frights but I could be wrong. Fuzzy memory.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

I don’t even know what to say on here anymore.

There was this really cool cat that used to roam around on my street. I wish I’d adopted him, but I never. Anyways I named him jaw ripper that’s about it.

[springtrap-and-william-offical]

i was drunk

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

What is this even supposed to mean?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

you look… cool, i guess.

- @michaelsduty

Oh, you.

Glow up amirite.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

I don’t even know what to say on here anymore.

There was this really cool cat that used to roam around on my street. I wish I’d adopted him, but I never. Anyways I named him jaw ripper that’s about it.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Look at this guy! Alligators are so cool.

[michaelsduty]

Look at this idiot liking alligators, stupid hobo…..

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

ALLIGATORS ARE AWESOME!!! What, jealous I have genuine interests?

[the-ghost-of-heracles-hospital]

THIS GUY GETS IT!

ALLIGATORS!!!!! >:D

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

AWESOME!!!

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Look at this guy! Alligators are so cool.

[michaelsduty]

Look at this idiot liking alligators, stupid hobo…..

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

ALLIGATORS ARE AWESOME!!! What, jealous I have genuine interests?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Look at this guy! Alligators are so cool.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

lmao why he ourple

-@dennyssausage

You don’t wanna know.

[michaelsduty]

Will this blow up if I tell you guys I’m michaelsguidetosurvival or is that account completely forgotten and dead..

[abbeyschmidtreal]

ily goat

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Woah it’s like I never knew.

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Michael..

- @twisted-music-box

… yes?

[michaelsduty]

i found you

@michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing

Excuse me?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

I’m bored and want to bother you.

[michaelsduty]

You’re so bored, lonely, sad, depressed, and idiotic that you need to bother me?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

At least I want to bother you. You and Your lonely ass it’s not like anyone else will. Plus it’s fun because you’re so easy to annoy.

[michaelsduty]

i found you

@michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing

Excuse me?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

I’m bored and want to bother you.

[michaelsduty]

My gum keeps turning mushy whenever I eat it for too long, any reason why?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

That’s how gum works. Hold on! No! that’s how all food works!!! What else are you expecting?!

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Hi Michael!! :3

@jeremyfitzgerald1987

JEREMY?! UMM HI!

[jeremyfitzgerald1987]

How have you been?

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Good good… and yourself?

[jeremyfitzgerald1987]

I'm good. Currently dealing with a lawsuit from Fazbear Entertainment. But other than that, I'm good

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Ah sucks, damn parents are stubborn.

[jeremyfitzgerald1987]

It's not the parents that are suing me. Your dad is suing me for getting blood on Mangle

[michaelaftonsstillkindabreathing]

Ughhhhh of course he is. Bitch