[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©人间清新高老师

[catchymemes]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[cloudslou]

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.

[matchagirl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXc0nxsJ0TJ/?utm_medium=copy_link

[valentinebitchbaby]

Erika Lee Sears

[thunderstruck9]

Salman Toor (Pakistani,  b. 1983), Visitation, 2016. Oil on board, 36 x 48 in.

[agapi-kalyptei]

[kiisumau]

[ruggedrookie]

“gender and sexuality are separate concepts” and “my gender and my sexuality are inherently connected in ways i cannot articulate clearly with words” are concepts that can and do coexist

[tiktoksgay]

[kindaalone]

*5 minutes after starting homework*

[fernscare]

happy solstice :) . Here are some suns I’ve drawn over the years

[fernscare]

Happy solstice! Here’s another batch of suns of various media

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

doctor patient confidentiality goes both ways i saw my doctor killing someone in the street and driving off and ill have to live and die quiet about it

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

know what

[tahthetrickster]

babe wake up new conspiracy theory just dropped

the moon landing was faked on the moon

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[polskiebagno]

whoever came up with the idea of painting your nails was so fucking right.......

[polskiebagno]

kings. we owe them so much