The Mighty Chocolate Anaconda

This dude named Michael is the king of popping pussies His dick so big he gotta moonwalk to pull it out Real musician ass let me play with his microphone stand Pussy such a thriller now his ass calling me dirty diana His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, Hun

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Janet Jackson to Receive Icon Award at 2018 Billboard Music Awards

Janet Jackson has been one of music's leading voices since the '80s, and now the pop legend will be honored with an appropriately prestigious award at this year's Billboard Music Awards. Dick Clark Productions and NBC announced Monday (May 7) that Jackson will be receiving the coveted ICON Award, which recognizes singers' contributions.

It’s happening!

Now, waiting on you RRHOF. Y’all better do her right in 2019…

[michaeljacksonsdick]

Is this blog still active?

I’ve been MIA for a long ass time but I’m trying to come back!!!!! 😁😁

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[kittykat8311]

I mean like honestly I’m not even a little offended this is spot on

[radical-lotus]

Yea

[riskpig]

#i wish i was better than this but i’m not better than this

[sensitive-inferno]

All the Small Things is on here twice and I ain’t even mad at it.

[1980sbaddie]

Where’s Thriller and Billie Jean? Also, it’s not ‘Shot Through the Heart.’ It’s ‘You Give Love a Bad Name.’

[michaeljacksonsdick]

When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦

[michaeljacksonsdick]

When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦

[raychjackson]

“Leg havin ass land bitch” took me out

[luizenicole-deactivated20210615]

😂😂

[kingmichaeljackson]

Michael Jackson’s dancing/footwork appreciation. 

[kingmichaeljackson]

Requested by michaeljacksonsdick

[tavitheeponi]

Michaels Beautiful Nipples By Tavia ft. Paige.

[90sclubkid]

Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell, 1992

[just-michaelj]

“Michael Jackson is overrated”

Me : 

[michaeljacksonsdick]

Shoo 'em off like

[xtechnicolorclimax]

Time.

Does time really heal? It’s been eight years and yet I am still trying to understand it all. Never would I have ever thought that someone I’ve loved and admired so much since I were a small child would be taken away from the world so soon. Year after year of his anniversary I’ve dealt with constant sadness and pure anger.. all because he was no longer here. And as time went on I started to feel selfish, because I wanted him here for my sake. But then I realized something and everything made sense. He didn’t need to be here any longer. A heart and soul so pure had to endure ongoing torment and hell on earth. He had suffered enough. The world truly didn’t deserve him.

So does time really heal? No, it doesn’t. It does get a little easier but that’s a loss and a pain that will truly never go away. Michael I love you and thank you so much for everything that you gave us. Your time, your dedication, and your music will live on forever. One of my favorite things about you is your smile. That beautiful smile that could light up even the darkest room. It brings me overwhelming amounts of comfort. Today may not be the most joyous day but seeing you smile is just enough for me.

Forever in my heart. ❤️

[eloseeoh]

Art by Chris Ramos (Eloseeoh) 🌺🎨

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Wear me so I know it’s real

[michaeljacksonsdick]

HE’S LIKE: “yASS GOT MY CHICKEN EVERYONE, CHEERS”

[michaeljacksonsdick]

[michaeljacksonsdick]

someone should take the internet away from me