GhastlyAstronaut

Giant Robot Pilot, GhastlyAstronaut

[jamabushi]

Atari Connection | 1983

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - House of Usher

[sandmandaddy69]

[sexygaywizard]

look at my orb boy

[inthefallofasparrow]

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lunaris1013]

For my Tumblr Olds: how old are you?

37 - 40

41 - 45

46 - 50

51 - 55

56 - 60

61+

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

Yes, I started it at 37 because of that other poll. 🙄

Please reblog - this one needs to escape containment

[myjetpack]

for @guardian books

[catchymemes]

[charlesoberonn]

The next Tesla model is gonna be made of bubblegum and popsicle sticks and using the handbrake makes it fill with chlorine gas.

[charlesoberonn]

The next Tesla model has tires that slash themselves whenever Elon Musk wants attention and you won’t be able to change them until you like 100 of his tweets

[charlesoberonn]

The next Tesla model asks you three riddles before you can charge it, but they’re really terrible riddles and if you get any of them wrong a Starlink satellite crashes into your house

[charlesoberonn]

The next Tesla model is gonna have no windows, doors, or roof, instead using a “force field technology” that doesn’t keep out insects or rain but will electrocute small children in or around the car.

[charlesoberonn]

The next Tesla model takes you on a magical nostalgic adventure through beautiful landscapes where you’ll fight the forces of evil and begin to uncover mysteries of your past only to reveal in the last second that there is no conclusion, none of it mattered at all and you’re an idiot for even caring about it. Then it kicks you in the stomach.

[charlesoberonn]

Can’t it be both?

[runcibility]

Last Thursday I was biking past a tow truck pulling a Tesla, still new enough to have dealer plates, onto a flatbed tow-truclk. Owner was angrily jabbering into his mobile about it. It’s one of the purest, cleanest hits of uncut schadenfreude I’ve had in a long time.

[under-the-arch]

[portentsofwoe2]

this is the post of the decade tbh

[endlace]

often ask myself why I am the way I am, but this bitch was a part of my formative years and I don’t think I have to look much further

Like you can’t just give a kid a sensual song number with an undulating fruity Tim Curry skeleton and not expect some kind of switch to flip idk man 

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that Hexxus’ big musical number was originally even more explicit than what’s seen in the film, and only had the naughtier parts axed by the studio at very nearly the last minute (that’s why it feels a little short, and why there’s a really awkward jump-cut right in the middle of it) – but either they forgot to make the same cuts to the soundtrack CD, or it had already been pressed and distributed by the time the decision was made, so anybody who bought it and listened to the soundtrack version of this number got to hear Tim Curry very openly singing about how despoiling the environment makes him “a special kind of horny”.

[spookymanners]

Alright i need the full version right this instant

[spookymanners]

Found it!

[prokopetz]

You can tell it’s the soundtrack version if it starts with unhinged howling, followed by a never-animated extended intro where Hexxus orgasmically sucks on the logging machine’s exhaust pipes.

[bluelris]

wait im sorry does he say cock at 40 secs in?????

[prokopetz]

“Cack”, according to the lyrics printed in the liner notes – in context, probably meant in the slang-for-excrement sense of the word.

[staffs-secret-blog]

New tumblr app icon dropped

[staffs-secret-blog]

[jessiarts]

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.

[michaelk42]

I cannot blame the cats, a large flat cardboard box that is super-warm AND smells like delicious foods?

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine talking to a hot girl on tinder who's kinda odd and quirky but also way too pretty to be talking to you in the first place. And then she wants to meet up at an odd place to hook up and you figure alright I'm either getting laid or having my organs sold in the black market, win-win in my books, so you go meet up.

But once you get there, there's no girl or anyone throwing a bag over your head to take you to a secondary location. Just an alien who goes "oh shit, that's a rare one", and snaps a few photos of you for their personal collections.

You fucking hate it when they do that. Spotting humans in the wild is all fine for a boring-ass hobby, but using fake mating calls to lure you in is just fucking cheating.

[meagenimage]

*alien TikTok*

*camera pans from space phone where the last sent text is "don't worry 💪 I'll take 🚗 good care ❤️ of you 🍆💦 kitten 🐱" to me in my best dress and make-up, clutching my phone and looking devastated*

Caption: last week I was using a dominant male mating call and this small human came running...

*cut to space phone where last sent text is "don't worry 💋 I'll take 💅 good care ❤️ of you 💦💦 kitten 🐱" *

Caption: this week I'm using a dominant female mating call

*pan to me in my other best dress and make-up, clutching phone, looking even more devastated*

Caption: there she is again 🤣🤣🤣

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[zaifonart]

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

[jame7t]

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

[omgislena-blog]

[teratocybernetics]

@erinnightwalker

[scope-dogg]

Source

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

[theapatheticstag]

lit af

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

she was gettin it