Michelle Nicole

"I am motivated by proving people wrong." -Hope Solo<3

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What We Learned on Pottermore Today

12th Century Wizard Linfred of Stinchcombe (also known as “The Potterer”) created magical remedies for his unsuspecting muggle neighbors.

He’s credited with creating remedies that would one day evolve into such potions as Skele-Gro and Pepperup Potion.

The Potters are related to the Peverells through marriage.

Most, if not all, of the Potter line lived in the West of England.

The Potter fortune was made by hard work throughout the generations.

Harry was a FAMILY NAME.

James’ parents were named Fleamont and Euphemia.

FLEAMONT.

Fleamont credited his dueling skills to having to fight people who made fun of his name in school.

If you’ve any doubt that James is Fleamont’s (FLEAMONT’S) son, the above bullet point is all the proof you need.

Fleamont invented Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion and sold the company for a huge profit.

It is likely that Fleamont and Euphemia did not have James until after Fleamont’s retirement.

Fleamont and Euphemia lived to see their son marry Lily Evans.

They were ALIVE for the WEDDING.

But they succumbed to Dragon Pox before Harry was born, dying within days of each other.

James inherited the invisibility cloak after his father’s death but we can probably all collectively ignore this point because the marauders need that cloak at school they need it

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[tastefullyoffensive]

[preaths]

[sixpenceee]

“A spider washed down my drain and when I tried to take a picture there was something else staring back” (Via reddit user Jancer16)

[thursday]

[kingputaz]

SpongeBob don’t give a fuck about your gender roles

[hatever]

actually, technically, sea sponges are asexual hermaphrodites, I mean he is depicted as male on here, but in reality, he’s both. so him not giving a fuck is normal

[ruinedchildhood]

gotta love the science side of tumblr

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[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

ｂｒｅａｔｈｅ  ｉｎｔｏ  ｔｈｅ  ｆｉｓｈ  ｏｒｂ，  ｃｈｉｌｄ

[pagingme]

boom

[shia-suprise]

Holy shit turn on the audio

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

[saxophone-kraken]

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

[gerardpiqashian]

Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it

[theloveyourselfchallenge]

[theinternetsanimals]

[mllfology]

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

[huffpost]

What Happened When This Woman Included ‘Feminist’ On Her Tinder Profile

No matter which way you swipe, misogyny comes from all angles on Tinder.

The Instagram account Feminist_Tinder is bringing these dudes into the limelight by highlighting the sexist messages one woman received when she put “feminist” in her Tinder bio.

See all of the infuriating Tinder responses here. 

[laurel-michaela-connor-deactiva]

damn i’m bout to try this out

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

*Changes the n-word to “nuggets” when singing along to Nicki Minaj because I’m white and it’s not my word to use under any circumstances ever*

[actualblackgirl-deactivated2019]

I support this

[thatssoandrew]

he said damn Nicki it’s tight I say yeah nugget you right

[flowerbattblog]

Gosh I’m so cute

[fakinq-glory]

um you are a goddess wow??

[glayshur-deactivated20170302]

[thewiseoldmoon]

Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable?

[educationalsystem]

How dare WOMEN have

bODIES?¿???

[numba1fanatic-deactivated201705]

they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERS

TO. THE. TEACHERS.

IF YOU ARE A TEACHER AND YOU ARE HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR UNDERAGED STUDENTS THEN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE WHO SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR PUBLIC SCHOOLS MUCH LESS TEACHING IN THEM

[adultprivilege]

“Can you not wear skinny jeans? Some of our teachers are pedophiles and it wouldn’t be fair for them to see a teenager who they can’t fuck.”

- the logic of this dress code

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