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My Name is Michelle. I'm a busy College Student from Cali. I Don't know if you're here to stay or just dropping by, but I pretty much do what I want and reblog a lot. I also rant and bitch a lot. Deal with it. :)

[staypozitive]

[gobblechopstv]

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[pr1nceshawn]

How Did They Get That Shot?

[did-you-know]

The word ‘dude’ was first used in the 1800s to mock men who were overly concerned with keeping up with the latest fashions. Basically, 'dudes’ were hipsters. Source Source 2

[did-you-know]

In Nevada, there’s a real-life replica of The Simpsons’ house. Complete with an arched doorway and fake chimney, it was built for a promotional giveaway and was painted the same bright colors as the cartoon house. When the winner decided to take $75k in cash instead, the house was redone in beige stucco so someone else would buy it. Source Source 2

[badsciencejokes]

BadScienceJokes.com

[did-you-know]

At the 2:58 mark of the final bridge in ‘Hey Jude,’ you can just barely hear Paul McCartney say 'fucking hell!’ after hitting a wrong piano key. John Lennon insisted they leave it in, but they dropped it to a low register so that 'Most people won’t ever spot it… but we’ll know it’s there.’ Source Source 2 Source 3

[idktorn]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[did-you-know]

In reference to never using the word ‘very’ when writing, Mark Twain said, “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” Source

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

This is the funniest fuking thing

[cheese24k]

I had to babysit my girlfriends cat.

[itsjustrad]

The cinematography and lighting of this video and score are better than half the shit I’ve seen in theaters. Fuck.

[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[fandomloveer]

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[champagnemanagement]

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

[trans-mouse]

Really Big Dongs

[sailorsanghelios]

Are you telling me when I’ve been calling my cat, my short friends, and other small cute things “cutie patootie” I’ve been calling them a literal dick?

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.