Jas🏳️‍🌈

27• he/they • nonbinary I’ve been on this website for too long

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[ancanthus]

i discovered who brennan lee mulligan was today

[depsidase]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[anarchistmemedistro]

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[marulovesnuggets]

I think we should just do like the muppets and look around while nodding enthusiastically whenever someone is saying something we agree on

[dovesndecay]

we don't actually need gender markers on our licenses and whatnot. we could just. do away with those entirely. i do not believe this would lead disaster.

[babizzxx]

[roomwithavoid]

[weiwei-uplink]

[achillesinhighheels]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[rabbiteclair]

if tumblr had a 'what in the hell are you even talking about' button, I'm not saying I'd use it as much as likes, but it'd be up there.

[ceruleanheaven]

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure