Jas🏳️‍🌈

Still technically in my 20s • he/they • nonbinary I’ve been on this website for too long

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[correctopinionhaver]

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

honestly really funny how many times john green has said 'i'm never signing every copy of the first printing of one of my books again' and then several years later he releases another book and what does he do? sign every copy of the first printing.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[beybuniki]

trailing behind

is john there are they following papa who knows. i know that sam and dean dress like twins because sam wears dean's hand-me-downs + it's easier for john to find his sons should one of them get lost or abducted, he can point at dean and go have you seen a little boy dressed exactly like this boy. or when the yellow-eyed demon finally finds them and tells his goons to grab the kid in the green flannel well they're both wearing green flanell so what now. the flannel and carharrt have a job in this family too.

[chiropteracupola]

I know we compare sewing machines to horses a lot due to the general tendency to spook at nothing and break their legs, but imagine if you had to clean lint out of tiny crevices inside a horse. it could really be so much worse.

[chiropteracupola]

people who are more horsified than me are no longer invited to weigh in on things that you have to clean off of or out of horses.

[melancholic-whimsy]

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

[cherubg1rl]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[ancanthus]

i discovered who brennan lee mulligan was today

[depsidase]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[anarchistmemedistro]