Mitten State

ind. rp for michigan oc / loosely rel. to aph

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To many,                no doubt,

    he will seem to be somewhat…

                              blatant and bumptious;

but we prefer to regard him as being simply

                                                   B R I T I S H

♤ OC Personification of England, Thomas Edwards    ♤ Multi verse / Single ship       ♤ Semi selective / Semi exclusive          ♤ Six years RolePlay experience              ♤ Research and History based                ♤ Written by Tara-lee

[tashalyonnes]

[thepuppeteermaster]

@michigxn

Two women approached Charlie, one in a black dress with black hair, the other in a white dress with blond hair. Their eyes were a glassy blue, and their skin looked like porcelain.

The blond spoke, saying, “Is there a theatre close by?”

[michigxn-blog]

A theater? What did Charlie look like, a tour guide? Why did she get thrown into these awful situations? Goddamn, all she wanted to do was enjoy her apple juice and read in peace. These two were probably Fips, too, to top it all off.

“Uh, yeah, I guess there’s the one a couple streets over,” she replied in a dull tone, looking back down at her book. This bench was rather uncomfortable, but it beat the insect-infested ground. Normally, though, when she sat here, people weren’t dimwitted enough to come and bug her when she was clearly preoccupied.

[thepuppeteermaster]

“Better directions would be helpful.” The other had spoken, her voice cold and persuasive.

[michigxn-blog]

“Hey, don’t get pissy at me,” she retorted, not looking up from her book as she reached for her container of cherries, which she grabbed one and popped it into her mouth. “You never asked for directions. You just asked if there was a theater nearby.”

[michigxn-blog]

“Nice to see you, Arvid,” she responded with a light chortle. She took his hand, grasping it firmly as she shook it before dropping it. “I’m from, ah… St. Joe in Michigan.” He didn’t need to know what she was. Not yet, at the very least.

[yellow-eyed-autlen]

Arvid had no idea where that was, but nodded anyway. “It’s very beautiful here.”

[michigxn-blog]

He didn’t know and he would have no way of knowing, but the compliment of the land was also a personal compliment to Charlie, which definitely lifted her spirits at least a tad. She chuckled, nodding in agreement. “Yeah, I guess you could say that. Though about half of it is commercial farmland, but eh. You win some, you lose some.”

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me “Flattery will get you everywhere” and my muse will give yours the very best compliment they can think of!

[rpmusingsnstuff]

game grumps ask meme (pt 2)

“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”

“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”

“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”

“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”

“What’s up you salty sailors?”

“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”

“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”

“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”

“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”

“At age 6, I was born without a face.”

“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”

“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”

“Oh just lick my ass.”

“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”

“I’m super excited about failure.”

“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”

“My plan, it worked.”

“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”

“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”

“I’m a poet and fuck you.”

“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”

“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”

“Practice is for the weak!”

“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”

“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”

“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”

“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”

“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”

“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”

“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”

“I wish you were fast.”

“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”

“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”

”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”

“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”

“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”

“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”

“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”

“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”

“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”

“The Bananas has gone bad!”

“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”

“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”

“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”

“620 blaze it.”

“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”

“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”

“WHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!”

“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”

“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”

“Let’s have some hot duck action.”

“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”

“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”

“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”

“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”

“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”

“I just like to start shit.”

“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”

“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”

“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”

“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”

“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”

“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”

“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”

“I wish my whole body was a party.”

“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”

“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”

“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”

“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”

“A dump smells better than I do.”

“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”

“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”

“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”

“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”

“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”

[jiggly-puf]

[michigxn-blog]

@lumxnosity

[boastmastergeneral]

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

[pcthetics-deactivated20161211]

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

[frcmmemetoyou]

send me ✮ for my muse to tell you exactly what they think of yours, complete honesty. 

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Reblog if your muse has ever killed someone.

[thebootydiaries]

hoe u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 sweetie1⃣0⃣0⃣💯

[thepuppeteermaster]

@michigxn

Two women approached Charlie, one in a black dress with black hair, the other in a white dress with blond hair. Their eyes were a glassy blue, and their skin looked like porcelain.

The blond spoke, saying, “Is there a theatre close by?”

[michigxn-blog]

A theater? What did Charlie look like, a tour guide? Why did she get thrown into these awful situations? Goddamn, all she wanted to do was enjoy her apple juice and read in peace. These two were probably Fips, too, to top it all off.

“Uh, yeah, I guess there’s the one a couple streets over,” she replied in a dull tone, looking back down at her book. This bench was rather uncomfortable, but it beat the insect-infested ground. Normally, though, when she sat here, people weren’t dimwitted enough to come and bug her when she was clearly preoccupied.

[michigxn-blog]

❤️

Send me a ♥ and Charlie will fill out the following@lumxnosity / accepting.

If we kissed?

[x] Quickie.[] Tongue.[x] Softly bite your lip.[] We wouldn’t.[] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[] Awkward…[] Lol no.Would I go out with you?[] Yes, definitely.[] No.[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[x] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[] Acting dumb.[x] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.You are…[x] Cute/Pretty.[] Good looking.[] Sexy.[] All of the above You + me + room = …[] Movies.[] Cuddling.[x] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[x] Playing games.[] Everything.[?] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…[?] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[x] be studyingIf we got married, I’d…[?] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

[michigxn-blog]

“Nice to see you, Arvid,” she responded with a light chortle. She took his hand, grasping it firmly as she shook it before dropping it. “I’m from, ah... St. Joe in Michigan.” He didn’t need to know what she was. Not yet, at the very least.

[smokingoursmiles]

Send me a ♥ and I’ll fill out

If we kissed?

[] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe.  [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [] Cute/Pretty. [] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above  You + me + room = … [] Movies. [] Cuddling. [] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep  [] We wouldn’t