Monterey Bay Aquarium
ojovivo
Janaina Medeiros
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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almost home
Product Placement
todays bird
hello vonnie
DEAR READER
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Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her
Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games
@brasspython @sh1mada
#ThisEpisodeIsGreatShitpostingFuel
Arafef Day 3 ~ “Hurt/Comfort”
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phew! A bit rushed but I made it! “First Kiss” Prompt.
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Irish fans sing lullabies to baby on a train in Bordeaux
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“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me! Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art. The genius in question is LordJazor ! Thank you!
Caption: [narrated by a deep voice worthy of Morgan Freeman with generic fairy tale music playing in the background]
“Once upon a time, in a faraway land, the young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was an absolute douche canoe.
“But then, one winter’s night, the ugliest human you have ever seen, short of the two penny crap you see in movies like Underworld or whatever, came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.
“After evacuating his bowels for four minutes, the prince sneered at the gift and told the CGI mishap to get fucked. But she warned him, not to be such an apocalyptic fuckhat to strangers and that beauty is found within.
“In an effort to be slightly more polite but failing miserably, he told her to crawl in the nearest hole and roll about in it screaming, ‘north north squig.’ But instead, the old woman’s ugliness melted away, and she was hella fine.
“The prince bitched his face right off. But it was too late, for she has seen that he really was a fuck. And as punishment she transformed him into an Ozzy Osborne mistake and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there.
“Ashamed of his now seemingly odd but not necessarily completely disarming appearance, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. Because cellphone signal didn’t do a wad of shit in the mountains and there wasn’t a cell phone tower for like, bunches of years.
“The rose, the aforementioned tricky bent had offered was truly enchanted as all get out, which would bloom until he was finally legally able to guzzle wine like tomorrow’s a dream, if he could learn to not be a pile of indigestible fuck, and could find someone who would at least clean up after his constant mess by the time the last petal fell. Then, the spell will be broken.
“If not, well…you know…stuff.
“As the years passed, he fell down the stairs…”
[sounds of screaming and falling down the stairs]
“Oh, I’m sorry, into despair, and lost all hope for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle.”
I would cry every mornin @ sunrise and every night @ sunset
the song is collide - evvy
Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.
Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1
What stat requirements do you need to use it
THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS
Oh 50 Strength gotcha
an ex art student’s lament
“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
WEELLL SHIIIIT
Anonymous asked you:
Karkat <> Kanaya?
yep
i like tall kanaya and short karkat <3
Somebody stop Jared Leto
