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You've been able to understand animals your whole life. Though, to be fair, it's not as interesting as it sounds - it's mostly demands of sex, cries for help, or stuff concerning food. And so it was until yesterday when you overheard two frogs discussing the finer points of quantum physics.
You are a child of a great mage lineage, your eldest sister could turn forests into ash with her flames, your older brother capable of freezing oceans over, your younger sibling, a tamer of magical beasts, but for some reason, everyone fears you the most, and you have zero clue why.
“You call us livestock, but you don’t treat us like livestock. You don’t make sure each of us has been fed, you don’t protect us from predators in the night, you don’t help deliver our young or tend to our ills. You’re not a farmer, you’re a parasite, and we will deal with you accordingly.”
"Look, my boss wants me to grant your wishes in the most obtuse, literal way, so I'm going to do that. HOWEVER, I am technically allowed to let you redo your wishes infinite times if you are unsatisfied. I tell you this because I felt really bad for the last guy. Please don't abuse this rule."
A little known fact is that when under a truth spell, you can simply ask “why” they need to know instead of being forced to answer. You’ve already gone through 3 inquisitors, and the fourth looks like they are about to burst a vein.
You ran with tears in your eyes, legs screaming in protest, lungs burning, but it was all for nothing. The monster was closing the distance. "RUN FASTER IT'LL CATCH US!" The eldritch abomination yelled as it picked you up and began sobbing, still sprinting.
You are a knight who practically raised the children of the king. With the throne vacant and civil war rising, each sibling asks you to pledge to them.
After your old master threw you out, you managed to convince another archmage to take you on as an apprentice. Their style is very different, much nicer and way more lenient. When you told them how your old teacher treated you, they were utterly horrified.
i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color
Another book moment I enjoy! This is from chapter 16
Au where Dream becomes corrupted but instead of gooey like Nightmare he grows branches out his eye sockets :p
Edit : The branches do spread across his body, but it has no harm. Expect the eye socket and arms. TuT
its kinda hysterical to me that these days when a tv show or movie is poorly written people start questioning whether it was actually written by chatGPT. i mean i know it's just because chatGPT is on everyone's minds now but like how embarrasing is that as a screenwriter. plot so ass that people straight up don't think a human being wrote it............
Not lovers or friends but a secret third thing (they play Catan together and Stratt pretends she's not preparing Grace for a one way trip to space)
hard launching my narcoleptic (type 2) grace hc !!!!! He develops it bc of the coma ! Probablt!!! who knows
close ups below
the vivisection jokes have to get old at some point right
^ soft launching my narcoleptic grace hc
Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.
guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy
