just use kayzie

if i hear one more mickey mouse clubhouse joke ill rip your dick off and that is a promise

[mickayzie]

fuck it this blog is dead

[autismsam]

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

[autismsam]

i’m jealous of you. you’re a whore. you’re my favorite boy . you make me sick. you’re my role model

[valtsv]

the best thing about pacific rim is that it's a film about the power of love in all its forms and how humanity's ability to work together and communicate with each other is our greatest strength, but it's also a film about a giant robot beating the shit out of a sea monster with a laser cannon, a boat, knuckledusters made from cargo containers and a chainsaw sword to the sexiest bass lines ever used in cinema

[bureau-of-state-ecology]

I used to pass the time stacking boards at the lumberyard by constructing elaborate fantasies about how my life might be different if I’d been born a woman named Natalie and how my childhood might’ve been different and how much happier I would be, and then I’d be like, “No, of course I’m not transgender, I am a big tough macho manly man, as evinced by the fact that I drive a big truck and work at the lumberyard.”

[bureau-of-state-ecology]

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white lgbt ppl dont know how much trouble theyve caused for us -_-

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white lgbt ppl will constantly have to be informed about racism and nonwhite issues bc they're only ever friends w other white people, speak over lgbt ppl of color when it comes to representation and problems in media, not acknowledge when white supremacy feeds into intracommunity bigotry. and then say things like "the lgbt community shouldn't be at odds with each other! 😤" i don't know if you guys know how big a split there is between you and us at the best of times

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white gays can reblog this if u can keep ur mouth shut

[guerrillatech]

[pitbolshevik]

i think the garbageman paw patrol dog needs to kill the cop paw patrol dog

[pitbolshevik]

im so sorry for not being up to date with the fucking Copaganda for Babies lore

[mickayzie]

re-do by modern baseball did more for my mental health than moving to an entirely different state on a near whim

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when I didn’t know who I was — I was far away from home, haunted and tired with travel, in a cheap hotel room I’d never seen, hearing the hiss of steam outside, and the creak of the old wood of the hotel, and footsteps upstairs, and all the sad sounds, and I looked at the cracked high ceiling and really didn’t know who I was for about fifteen strange seconds. I wasn’t scared; I was just somebody else, some stranger, and my whole life was a haunted life, the life of a ghost.” - Jack Kerouac, On the Road

[montegazlowe]

op literally turned me into a newt but go off I guess

[gremlin-pattie]

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]

[redemptived]

mothers when you’re older be like: “let’s be friends!! because now i don’t have to take care of you anymore even though i didn’t in the first place :)”

[hunterbadbatch]

sunny tumblr really out there thinking this show is about two gay men and not five awful people

[sweetdcharlie]

this show is about two gay men and five awful people, fools

[beoursontours]

This show is about five awful gay people, plebeians

[illneverletgo]

Kiki’s Delivery Service |  Majo no Takkyūbin ‘魔女の宅急便’ 1989 Directed by Hayao Miyazaki

[thisismybalconyandishallscream]

Yes, yes I am.

[nagisakaworu]

“what’s your favorite game?”

[solsburryhill]

not to be dramatic but “when i die, i will come in fast and low. i will stick the landing. there will be no confusion. the dead will make room for me” has absolutely haunted me since i read it for the first time