Matt Ten-inch

Michaela. Mickey for short. I like Matt Smith, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Misha's eyes, some Tom Hiddleston, and a lot of other people that will not come to mind right now. If you wanna ask me a question, shoot me a message.

[chandlerbings]

[derpycats]

[somethingsomethingshan]

“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[profeminist]

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[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[onlytwitterpics]

[onyasideburnss]

Me

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

*white people voice* whole grain

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[allamericansbitch-main]

Just a reminder

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[daeneryssansa]

#he protec

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[stream]

What do you propose? The Dark Knight (2008)