“Get out, get out, get out, get out!”
“Do you remember anything from last night?”
“I’d offer you breakfast, but I think I’m too sore to move.”
“I thought you’d be gone by the time I woke up…”
“This didn’t mean anything.”
“We shouldn’t have done this…”
“Of course I’m freaking out! You’re my friend!”
“I’m guessing this was a one time thing?”
“Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I’ll grab my clothes and get out of here.”
“Good morning, hope you don’t mind me borrowing your shirt..”
“I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?”
“Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you.”
“Are you sneaking out on me?”
“So, how much for last night?”
“Holy shit! she’s on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!”
“Do you have any idea how wrong this was?”
“We’re cheaters. We’re horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now.”
“..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?”