fancy living starts here

don't ever forget your sense of humor.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin

[fixedhawa]

what it feels like to be air and water dominant

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dovahkiin-official]

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

[fayheda]

no

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[closet-keys]

why none of them got into The Good Place

[exigencelost]

What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[akumeoy]

gonna end racism around 4:30pm today if that works for everyone

[worstsimpsonspageever]

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[ahotknife]

send me five (5) one direction songs and i’ll rank them

[ohmyartist]

Somebody: *Draws something for me*

Me:

[spoon-fresh]

Isabelle said fuck work

[susanoomon]

[breakbleheavens]

@marauderseranetwork​‘s september event: hogwarts

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

[thefatfuck-irl]

✍ The avengers

yeah ok