Take up your sword, I'll take my pen.

Just another angelheaded hipster burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo of the night

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[runcibility]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

her: i want a forest lesbian gf with wool socks and scraped knees

me, absolutely barreling out of a fucking bramble patch after having had to outrun an entire herd of unusually aggressive cows that were NOT in the pasture they were SUPPOSED to be in:

my socks are cotton so i tried to make up for it with the scraped knees part

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

look what’s important is that i lived

[spicy-ferret]

@dairy-aer

[gearbird]

[volunteerfiredepartmentmember]

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

[unfortunatelyviolet]

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

[mindfulwrath]

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

[toshio]

[froborr]

Quest acquired: Pet the kitty!

Requirements: Pet the kitty.

Reward: Petting the kitty.

[stand-up-gifs]

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[anarchapella]

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

[constant-instigator]

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health

But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.

[shamethedice]

**a metal d20 shows what would be the 1 side, but says FUCK instead**

Enough said

[shamethedice]

As many of you have told me (and thank you everyone for that :) ), this die is made by Gil the Vlogsmith, and you can buy one here.

[galatur]

[avpd-chekov]

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

[cestnepasuneblog]

I didn’t even really want the first one my mum made me buy it

[dorky-lesbian]

Mine’s a family heirloom, passed down through generations

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[starlightandtears]

I wrote this article

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[marrymejasonsegel]

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

[marrymejasonsegel]

Like, i know so many girls who are down for something more casual and who actually have really low standards that boil down to “treat me like a person, not a talking fleshlight”. And dudes refuse to even meet those standards!

Like, you know how many times I’ve been talking to a guy and I’ve already decided that when we hang out I’d down to mess around, only for the guy to start talking super graphically or send me a picture of his dick–and then literally all desire I had for him went out the windows.

Like dudes are so obsessed with sex that theyre scaring almost-certain sex partners away because they refuse to act like human beings capable of rational thought.

[marrymejasonsegel]

Bring thing this back to add an example:

I started talking to a guy on tinder.  He was funny, flirty and super nice even though he wasn’t really my type. Most importantly, he was completely respectful. He managed to let me know he thought I was attractive, and that he was interested in me, without ever saying anything gross, asking for pictures or asking for sex. We met up for drinks and talked for hours and I realized I was more attracted to him than I initially thought . Not only did I sleep with him on the first date, but I’ve hooked up with him multiple times after that. The first time, he didn’t make any assumptions. We hung out, started making out and then he asked me if I wanted to stay the night. That was it. He STILL has never asked me for a nude, or sent me some overtly sexual message or picture. 

But SOMEHOOOW I still want to have sex with him.

Conversely, I started talking to another guy on tinder today. On our FIRST conversation, he has mentioned my boobs 3 times, invited me over to “watch a movie” (he added the quotes, not me), suggested a fwb set up and just asked for nudes.

GUESS WHO ISN’T GONNA GET IN MY PANTS.

[boobsandbravado]

I try so hard to tell them.

[henriksaves]

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

[asexualbrigadier]

BECAUSE PERVASIVE CULTURAL SEXISM HAS TAUGHT THEM THAT THE PROBLEM IS YOU.

THINK ABOUT THE MOVIES. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN A GUY PROTAGONIST BEHAVE CONSISTENTLY OBNOXIOUSLY TOWARDS HIS LOVE INTEREST AND STILL END UP GETTING THE ROMANTIC PAYOUT? PROBABLY A LOT. (EVEN MOVIES I OTHERWISE LIKE, SUCH AS GOTG2, DO THIS.) THE MODEL IS, ESSENTIALLY, THAT WOMEN ARE LIKE SLOT MACHINES WHERE YOU PUT INTERACTION IN AND EVENTUALLY THE WHEELS COME UP “SEX”, REGARDLESS OF THE NATURE OR QUALITY OF THAT INTERACTION. ANY WOMAN WITH WHOM THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN IS ASSUMED TO BE BROKEN IN SOME WAY.

(”THE FRIENDZONE” IS BASED ON A VARIATION ON THE SAME MODEL, IN WHICH YOU PUT IN A PERIOD OF NON-SHITTINESS AND ARE “”“SUPPOSED””” TO GET SEX AS A PAYOUT.)

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

Visit Original Link

one dragon’s cool, you know what’s cooler? a billion dragons.

[moodybluemegamind]

Gavin with slow mo kittens :3

[sdkdoesstuff]

“But it’ll confuse the children!”

So does math, but you still educate them on the matter so they’re knowledgeable about it for the future.

[infinitelarkspur-deactivated201]

Can I add something to this?

Kids are smart as fuck. They’ll figure out things that adults should have figured out years ago.

You all don’t give kids enough credit.

[alicexz]

The Last Daughter of Alderaan. My tribute piece to our favorite princess. 

Print available at Bottleneck Gallery ONLY UNTIL THIS SUNDAY, January 28th midnight EST. Officially licensed by Lucasfilm! $1 from each sale goes to Alzheimer’s Association, a charity that Carrie supported in her lifetime.