Microchip Cookies!

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every time I put something in the oven my mom is immediately like “WATCH YOUR HANDS” as if I’ve never baked a loaf of bread before. You approach Atlas and tell him to lift with his legs.

[microchipcookies]

I throw a bagel up in the air, and then unsheathe and sheath my samurai sword really fast. It falls on the table into two unfathomably uneven halves.

[karlovycross]

My flesh, my home 🦪 🫧

[microchipcookies]

A rough semester will have you talking to your friends like you’re in ‘nam.

[microchipcookies]

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[microchipcookies]

Me watching a customer stick their bare feet in the display shoes

[microchipcookies]

college

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Whenever I post the word dillywanks on Instagram in reference to gourds and squashes people seem to enjoy it.

[microchipcookies]

Being micromanaged makes me wanna beat my chest like a gorilla

[microchipcookies]

no… it can’t be

[microchipcookies]

Big things happening on Reddit

[microchipcookies]

took her to my ghost house and I eek’d it

[commiehilfiger]

gimme a spinoff show about them rn

[irukakoroshimaru]

Sketches of Peacemaker drawn during Season 2

[microchipcookies]

RIP Rick prime you and Jobu Tupaki would have been really good friends I think

[microchipcookies]

Thinking about how much aura this beautiful man had in the first episode only to lose all of it to a bug with a sewing needle