There Are Also Sometimes Lizards Here

Agender, it/its pronouns haver. My brain is full of terrible magical lizards with deep-seated personal issues that are ruining their lives. Also my life if I'm being honest. I love them so much. Currently obsessed with TMA generally but also Jon Jarchivist specifically. He’s become a permanent part of my psyche by this point. Up there with dragons in terms of special interests tbh. Shoot me a message and/or ask whenever you want for whatever reason. Unless it’s to be, like, a dick. Not putting my exact age on the internet but if it’s the sort of thing that matters to you I am an adult.

[sparky-is-spiders]

Unmute for purrs from a VERY happy cat <3

[pvysygpvysivjc-deactivated20250]

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

[bumblebeebats]

Love when some stupid bullshit app i was forced to install for a singular purpose even though i knew i'd never use it again in my life has the audacity to send me a notification and remind me of its pathetic existence like You fool. had you kept silent, i might have allowed you to languish, forgotten, on the third page of my homescreen for another few months. but no, you simply couldn't resist. "☀️ Mornings are brighter with Zippadee! 😊✨" i'll shoot you like a dog

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

[sanitymakesposts]

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

[phantomrose96]

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

[allthingshyper]

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

[hoshiumiya]

it's such a gut punch when a female character is introduced and it's done in a way where you can tell she's someone's love interest first and a actual character of her own second (if at all).

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex online

[taydaughter]

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[dogzoi]

Equine Genetics Overhaul: The Sims 4 Mod

Did you start a legacy breeding farm save, only for things to get boring really fast when you realized foals are just copies of one of their parents?

We've all been there. That is what EGO is designed to fix!

What does EGO do?

This mod will allow your horses to pass down their genes to foals, resulting in semi-realistic genetics for your bred horses.

How does it work?

EGO pulls directly from the TS4 coat creating architecture to cast a new coat at your foal's birth, using TS4 materials and methods. For this reason, the mod should be safe to add and remove from your game at will. (Always exercise precaution when using mods though!)

Can I edit my bred foals?

Yep! The modded coats function just like regular coats. You can paint on horses and edit layer colors, as usual.

Requirements and Incompatibilities

Requires Horse Ranch.

No known incompatibilities. It should also work with custom textures. If someone else makes a horse breeding mod, this probably won't work with it, haha!

Any bug issues or feedback for development can be directed to this form.

Download | SFS | Curseforge | Patreon

[arden-in-the-garden]

I had a dream last night that the Decemberists guy put out a new song that was him announcing the band was breaking up, but the song was also his like detailing his future career path, and it was an excruciatingly granular 13.5 minutes of him explaining to us in detail that he was going to become a world renowned marionette maker and like the steps he was going to take to complete this (step 1 was learn to spin flax to make his own cord, step 2 was learn whittling to create his own puppets, step 3 to make his own paints, etc etc. He was going for that vertical slice sort of thing) All the while someone was shouting in the background I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP and WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ACCORDION because apparently there was a custody battle happening for that?? But as it turned out the song was too much of a banger and people wouldn't let them quit and also he had like horrible arthritis in his hands that was preventing him from making the shit so they announced within the week that the band was actually back together and The Marionette Maker's Heart's Desire was like their new #1 hit

[sparky-is-spiders]

In relation to the previous post, sometimes a fanfic includes a woman who doesn’t have much in the way of characterization in canon and it starts making Choices. And. Okay. I can’t say for Certain that she Isn’t Like That, but the choice to write her Like That does not exist in a vacuum.

[chucktaylorupset]

and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

[chucktaylorupset]

in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That

[chucktaylorupset]

good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen

[chucktaylorupset]

and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

[chucktaylorupset]

in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That

[chucktaylorupset]

good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen