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Hiii hello im so happy to see you! This is my blog i will post thingies because I’m cool and you should follow me because I’m cool and i love you ok bye i love you goodbye

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@ The person who previously owned my copies of The Monk, The Italian, Northanger Abbey and Wuthering Heights

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christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

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A vision of this image came to me while I was at work yesterday and I had to make it

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[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[99redragons]

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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 #how

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

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steely dan’s “Only a Fool Would Say That” but replace the Fools with Chuds

[obamadronestrike69]

this close enough?

https://youtu.be/Qk8uxuy8iCg?is=vYU3blEl2oYFSvgj

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chkicen toy🤤

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steely dan’s “Only a Fool Would Say That” but replace the Fools with Chuds

[loveridden1999]

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god this website is so good when you’re autistic i forgot. and the yuri is so good here and the autistic yuri is so good too

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hi everypony i got tumbler on my new fone!!! i should post more do you guys think cats would smoke if they had thumbs?

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

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I wish i had a little faerie on my shoulder that would giggle with me and give me overwatch call outs for social cues so I dont need to be death note analyzing every person who speaks to me