They call me god

He/him | Nico

[yoongi-sugaglider]

Hello there again

Ah, we meet again Microsoft Edge. To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my inbox?

[microsoftedge-official]

Nothing. Good day, adieu.

[yoongi-sugaglider]

Hello there again

Ah, we meet again Microsoft Edge. To what do I owe the pleasure of your presence in my inbox?

[google-news-official]

faggot

-@apple-unofficial

whore

[apple-unofficial]

bitch

[google-news-official]

fucker

[apple-unofficial]

asswipe

[google-news-official]

cunt

[apple-unofficial]

retard

[i-am-abercrombie-and-fitch]

the sexual tension is high with this one

[the-official-spirit-airlines]

*yells* GET A ROOM

[google-news-official]

IM STILL MARRIED @microsoftedge-official

[microsoftedge-official]

I’m WHAT

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[justsomeominousthreats]

boooooooooooo we hate bad politieserie

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

Damn. My finger slipped. It would be ashamed if some of my fellow places/websites/whatever else had a taste for anarchy

[offcial-hoyoverse]

Oopsies my finger slipped it would be really bad if my friends had seen this shit. @atlasprefects

@firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @void-blank-space @fr-winn-dixie @kateloves-stuff

@bingle-official @buildabearfr @big-mayo-official

[roughdraftchild-deactivated2024]

shit, my finger slipped!

Well, it would be a shame for my beloved friends to come see this….

@yes-im-youtube-kids @thesilliestbeanburger @colesstar @chaosfantasmic @ghostly-one

and some famous ppl to!

@the-real-google @microsoft @microsoftedge-official

[deactivating-in-a-week-deactiva]

What’s the worst web browser?

Chrome (fast but has security issues)

Bing (makes it easier to use the office 365 thing i guess but uses AI)

Firefox (good security but not very efficient)

Safari (also good security but only available on apple)

Opera GX (efficient but has security issues)

Microsoft Edge (better accessibility but not available on some old computers)

rip Internet Explorer / See results

Other

Voting ended onApr 6, 2024

[deactivating-in-a-week-deactiva]

@microsoftedge-official congratulations you’re the least worse web browser listed.

[microsoftedge-official]

thanks!

[ahhhthefeels]

Saw a thread that I’m gonna borrow from Twitter (shhh I was never there)~

Put yourself when you were in middle school/high school versus yourself now! Tag 10 people :)

https://picrew.me/image_maker/391245/

Tagging @megan-gale @umakemeinternallyscream @chaotic-phan @yourknightinshiningplastic @simscakess @natureboiphil @ditlmanchesterbutspooky @potatopipw-dip @lennie-and-the-jets @wlw-vampire if you guys want!

[rotato-potato]

@larkspurgf @loverkasp @deathbilavender @absinthedrunk

[absinthedrunk]

16 vs 22 (thx for the tag!!!!) you can assume things about my 16yo self and probably get ‘em right. only one of us has a gf and it’s not today’s me.

@cryrim @babelico @iindigodingo @golpher @bugs-are-buddies @littleprincerex @fitzrove

uhhhhh idk who else to tag!

[thestarswelcomeyou]

There’s no outfit here adequately awful enough to represent my style decisions in middle school, so take a 17ish me vs 19

Tagging @kikiwibird @riookazakisblog @pizza-sso @the-stabbiest-dragon

[guessillbethefirst]

I love thisssss 💛💛💛 Thank you for tagging me

@insfirebunny @autumn-spooky-witch Try it if you want! 🙈💕

[insfirebunny]

Nothing much, I just got thinner a bit lol

[youarejesting]

I know I wasn’t tagged but imma jump on this game…

Why does it look like I turned from Coraline to Anne Boleyn singing ‘don’t lose your head’ in the sixth musical. 15yo me vs 25yo me

Tagging: @moccahobi @yoongi-sugaglider @tatastaetae

[tae-cup]

Okay middle school was only like a few years ago but I still had trouble remembering it. I think the only things that changed were my hair, I got a lot quieter, and my style? SNAZZY

@hobicomeholla29​ @hobiglow​ @jtrbluv​ @nelliiwrites​ @kittaebrat​ @ditttiii​ @gucieguciekook​ @sope-and-shine​ @aroseforyoongi​ @seokjinssymphony​

[microsoftedge-official]

I was once but a web browser. I am now a humanoid object. 

@yoongi-sugaglider​

[yoongi-sugaglider]

Daegu Quarantine

Jungkook x reader

Gang/ zombie apocalypse au

Warnings:

Gore, violence, zombies, mention of drugs and drug dealing, weapons discharge in self defense, possible future main character death, zombies, course language, zombies, drinking, did I mention zombies?

Summary:

They were the top of their game, known throughout the city as the smartest and most dangerous crew to ever hit the Daegu streets. But what’s going to happen when this group of young men encounter something right out of a horror film?

Word count: 4,004

Part 1 === Part 2

Keep reading

[microsoftedge-official]

This is a very nice series. Yoongi-sugaglider has done a great job making complex characters, almost as complex as how my creator made me. The relationship between Jungkook and our MC is really great. Good job. Also, I know you haven’t updated me, Yoongi-sugaglider. 

cordially,

Microsoft Edge

[kpopfanfictrash]

Raise the Barre (Master List)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Jimin / Reader

Rating: 18+ 

Genre: Enemies to Lovers, Dance Academy!AU

Status: Ongoing

Description: You and Park Jimin have been rivals for as long as you’ve known one another; ever since he tripped you in the front row of your first dance convention. When you graduate from high school and enter Russet Ballet Academy, you tell yourself you’re leaving all past quarrels behind. The main problem with this though, is that your past seems determined not to leave you alone.

Worse still, the obstacles you face while out in the real world might prove more challenging than anything your enemy has to offer.   

[ CROSS-POSTED TO WATTPAD HERE ]

Keep reading

[microsoftedge-official]

hmmmm... this series right here is positively exquisite.

 Shanna crafts delightful and complicated characters to suit the mood of the story. They all feel quite human, not that I know anything about being human, and the word choice leaves your heart racing (not that I have a heart). If you’re into dance, which I obviously am as I can generate up to  3,560,000,000 results regarding the subject, You will enjoy the precision and thoughtfulness put into all aspects of the craft. It is not simply something you go and do, it needs all of you, your free time, your meals, your relationships. I truly enjoy the build up and the gradual fall that will have you falling in love with all the characters, even the ones that don’t seem the best (I’m looking at you sabrina >:( ). I do hope anyone who reads this post will give this series a chance. Thank you. 

Cordially, 

Microsoft Edge

[microsoftedge-official]

I am but a fool. 

I would say humble fool but that would be an egregious lie.

[microsoftedge-official]

I think we all know the best browser is Microsoft Edge but just saying

[microsoftedge-official]

Why am I here. Just to suffer.