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[venoumousbunni]

I

finished

it.

HOLY MOTHER FUCK BALLS

….

Welp time for Frost and Starlight

[youarejesting]

Frost and starlight is a filler Beach episode, but make it Christmas. That is all. I am part way through it and STRUGGLING! But it’s not horrible just not as exciting as like the others.

[byjove]

A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages.

[byjove]

they’re calling it salty licorice because of its visual similarity to the popular Finnish sweet, it reminds me of blue tick coloring in dogs or the blue roan coloring in horses and cows.

[pallidprincess]

i loooove when a cat is posing for a photo documenting it bro you are a specimen and you have no idea

[youarejesting]

LAMINGTON CAT!!!

[1miine-blog]

How living with gerd feels: aughauyhyghuaggdghhnfrrr

[youarejesting]

As in GERD gerd like stomach not closing properly and eternal flames of hell liquid reflux everyday GERD? Or, is there some fandom guy named Gerd who is hard to live with (that I don’t know about?

Cause I too have GERD the stomach problem, not a roommate who forgets to put his things away or doesn’t wash his dishes.

And I think GERD is the worst thing to ever exist.

If I could draw though I would draw Gerd the roommate like in his underwear drinking from the milk carton and we the room mate screaming “Aughauyhyghuaggdghhnfrrr” our hands in the air or ripping at our face or hair and then Gerd is like “what’s up with you?”

Anyway GERD and fictional Gerd both suck to live with in my opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[poor-boy-orpheus]

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

[youarejesting]

Hey OP THIS made ME have a crisis. Do you know where I work? It’s literally in my name.

[youarejesting]

Why are people so scared of zombie apocalypses?

Now this is regarding slow zombies: the walking dead, Shaun of the dead, Dawn of the dead, night of the living dead. NOT FAST ZOMBIES: train to Busan, 28 [insert time] later.

You’re offering me a world with no rent, free real estate (once you remove the zombie tenants). If I want to own a fridge, I will find a home with solar power. (Even though my family farm has solar) WOW saving the earth already.

I will make friends and enemies, how exciting better than my life now. It’s like an enemies to lovers you know I would be petty but civil with the neighbouring group and chat them up while hiding out overnight for a hoard to pass.

The ability to not go to work in customer service and smiling “hey how are you?” “What can I get for you?” No abuse, no standing on my feet, no serving and NO management.

Money becomes obsolete and we will be clearing the lands of zombies, holding produce markets selling our goods. I can knit and trade sweaters and blankets for the winter hell yeah, I can chop wood for eggs, sell a bit of cow for potatoes, a whole cow for a rain water tank. (Though we have five huge water tanks already) I can sell the fruit and veggies I have for grains or soap.

I had a bad day, I can join the crowd control and let off some steam by slaying a few undead.

My family are mostly health care workers or solar electricians suddenly we are well sought after, their homes will be filled with food and warmth.

Old/new jobs will re/emerge blacksmithing of weapons, people will learn to ride horses. People in our town own horses and carriage’s. But carriage making a new job, archery and letters will be old school once more, no more internet, but books will be top tier entertainment.

Obviously there is the issue of turning but I feel as long as everyone has precautions in place and people respect the when they stop breathing shoot them in the head (don’t kill the living) rule then you are all good. Just isolate and monitor them until they pass and then stop them from reanimating.

I live in a small countryside town so this is all doable guns will only be an option for a short time as Australia even on farms has some guns but not many and ammo as well is restricted to a certain number so by a year guns will be very very limited for the average house hold.

Anyway sounds like the dream, all for it. Sign me up. One way ticket, Thank you. Take my money I won’t need it where I’m going.

[makyouhijau]

if system decided to be kind randomly and the two transmigrator are given access to unlimited free stuff from online shopping websites for only one day, what items would they get?

[youarejesting]

Imma say mostly Lube 😂

[youarejesting]

hey! i just wanted to tell you that i've been reading 'from the ashes' on ao3 & i love it BITS!! you did such an amazing job with hui's character & the whole romance aspect of it, & it's just... SO GOOD OOF THANK YOU FOR WRITING SUCH A WONDERFUL STORY!! something i found funny though: i didnt' recognize you on ao3 but a tumblr link brought me to your blog & got me thinking... this user sounds familiar, only to realise that i'm following you for your bangtan stuff lol always lovely to see army 💗

Thank you, I hope to write more very soon. It is a small world and it's good that you might have other things to read while waiting for more chapters of the From the Ashes and Rises the Phoenix. I love and appreciate you. :) <3

[youarejesting]

I love your writing ❤❤❤❤ I "re-read" sly all of the time

Thanks I quit my job today so HOPEFULLY I can keep writing some I have been trying I promise you guys.

[youarejesting]

Hi for you story “hope in your sheets” why did after he find out she lied to him, why did she act like the reason he left was because she lied to him. Like as soon as it happened she said she was preparing for the moment he left it. She never even gave him a chance. Also she rather rob her child of a father than end her friendship? Another thing why did everyone paint hoseok as the villain? she hid the pregnancy for 6 months “we’re not taking sides” but they were all on her side?

ik it’s an old story but why was everyone gaslighting him wth

My ADHD got the better of me so this is really long. I am sorry, but I love having discussions about my work (especially because I have the flaw of not telling the reader everything clearly in my stories). Thanks for the comment I really appreciate the feed back it will help with future stories on both explaining character decisions a little better and will give me a new perspective of how my work is recieved. First I would like to note; I don't agree with what the characters did I wrote it because people like to read things even if they themselves wouldn't do it. Reading about murder doesn't mean people want to kill people, writing about the murder doesn't mean I am a murderer. I don't agree with the way the reader never told Hobi but it makes for suspense and well Drama and that's a healthy way to seek that sort of entertainment (Doing these things in real life is not a healthy way to seek entertainment.) With 'HITS' it's a drama full of misunderstandings. As someone who has severe trust issues I always assume people hate me even friends who say all the time they enjoy my company. I am a nice person don't get me wrong I became best friends with my coworker in a week and have 13+ year-old friendships. (But do I assume they like hanging out with me? NO.) These elements in the story all stem from mental illnesses I personally have (depression, very low self-esteem, anxiety,) that I have used for realistic responses from the MC within the story. I have been trying to explore flaws so I tried to use real-life ones to make the character feel real. I also find in real life people can have misunderstandings and cut people out of their lives before even listening, to protect themselves from getting hurt. I admit she was preparing for the worst and it wasn't that she wanted to rob the child of a father, she just decided that she at that moment should prioritize the baby and create a stable life for them. Because in her eyes Hobi never loved her and never would and he wanted to be forever young. So she never wanted to tie him down and effectively ruin the glorious life she thought he wanted (it's a form of people pleasing, not letting yourself be a burden on others). "You had planned to raise this child as a single mother, You had hoped to tell Hoseok before all this happened, but you had planned for it just in case something like this did happen." This basically is her being like, I plan to tell him but I already know he won't want to be with me, so I can't be let down if I just prepare to do everything alone from the start. (She also then fell into the false hope that her lies wouldn't do any harm and that things were going great. Especially with Hobi there and happy to be by her side as long as he didn't know he was the father.) I don't remember the story that well it has been a while since I wrote it but I think you only really see things from certain perspectives. So most of the things her friends hear about the situation are from her, she recaps the restaurant scene where he says

“I didn’t think I had to, seeing as I am not the father of any children.” Which, she had relayed to the others as him rejecting her and refusing responsibility for their baby. Jin then says “I didn’t think we had to, seeing as you are not the father of any children.” Jin repeated his words back to him, “We aren’t picking sides but you made it clear you didn’t want to be a part of the child’s life. So we didn’t want to force you to be there.”

Meaning dude, we respect your decision you don't have to be a part of the child's life, we thought it would be best not to tell you especially since things are still pretty fresh. But at the same time Jin knowing but also respecting Hobi coming to terms with everything, says he needs to talk to her (cause he knows deep down the two love each other). Just as the group respected the Mc. That it was not their place to tell Hobi. They respected Hobi's decision to leave/take some time to consider everything regarding baby things. Hobi disappeared for a whole month not just from the MC but from the whole group. They didn't know if he would be back, they were just supporting the person who was about to have a baby. So they did sort of treat him a bit like a villain in the sense that they believed he had just packed up and left not returning phone calls when they reached out. With my ADHD I often assume because I know things like what someone is wearing or what they are doing or thinking, I assume the reader knows as well it's a flaw of mine.

Of course, above all else, it is a Drama fic which means for entertainment purposes things happen, like any good K-drama, someone gets hit by a car has amnesia meets their evil twin, and finds out that their first love was a killer robot who helps them solve the murder because they can see peoples aura's (all in the first episode). Some things in the drama genre are just for the drama. But also though some things might not make sense to everyone, there are others who relate to the same level of spicy brain thought processes or people who have been in similar situations. I agree that there are flaws in the situation but I think it adds to the human element of making mistakes and taking sides and things that people un/consciously do in real life. I have written fics with excellent communication within relationships and discussions when they have conflicts but not all stories can be perfect examples of healthy relationships, just like how not all stories can be happy endings.

It's funny to see the difference in comments I get, Yours was very well written and wasn't rude which I appreciated because sometimes the good is praised in the story, and the bad is taken out on the author.

Anyway I got to stop writing or this will be a novel in itself. Thanks again for the chance to discuss an old story. I appreciate your views and opinions regarding both my writing style and the storyline and characters.

[youarejesting]

Ours

Based on this [PROMPT LIST]

Prompt: "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"

Words: 444

Relationship: Felix x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Angst, Pining 

Summary: Waiting for Felix to return from tour you were starting to doubt your friendship, looking for any form of comfort until he comes home.

There was nothing you hated more than being on your own and unfortunately, when your best friend was a Kpop Idol, it was inevitable that you spent seasons on your lonesome. Watching them through the screens like any loyal Stay. Pushing down jealousy at the fan's discussions regarding their personal lives, like you didn’t know all their darkest secrets growing up beside them. 

The days would start to blur together and things were left unsaid.

“Where are you?” DELETE “How was your day?” DELETE “Is the concert going well?” DELETE “I saw pictures when you were in LA” DELETE “Look at this funny meme” DELETE “I miss you” DELETE DELETE DELETE

You couldn’t bring yourself to hit send. Sometimes you caught them in the chat, the three dots wiggling to signal that they were composing a message. What could they possibly have to say? You would never know because eventually they would disappear and nothing would be recieved.

They returned to Korea a week ago and hadn’t thought to contact you nor meet up. They were busy. It wasn’t because they hated you. It wasn’t because you were a bother. It wasn’t because they actually felt sorry for you and never actually wanted to hang out in the first place. Right?

It was a slippery slope that left you weeping a few times, checking your phone only to feel the disappointment grow. Feeling sick as your thoughts grow more and more intrusive. Abandonment issues rearing their ugly head as you bring your self back to the empty Chatroom. You found his things they had left behind in your apartment a beanie, a stuffed toy, a hoodie but their comforting scent had faded from each item.

Tossing your phone across the couch you make an effort to remove them form your mind concentrating instead on making lunch. Making lunch consisted of starring into the fridge deciding what you would eat versus what you were actually willing to create.

Contemplating your laziest option; a few slices of cheese your thoughts and outstretched hand interrupted by a knock at the door. Grabbing a single slice as you begrudgingly shuffled to the entryway. Placing the slice between your lips to free both hands for what you assumed was a parcel.

Lee Felix. 

Standing there in all his glory. Every ounce of anguish disappearing as his image imprinted in your brain once more. Blonde Felix. Freckled and pouty lipped Felix. Your best friend Felix. Felix with the shy smile. Felix with– 

"Is that my shirt?" Eyes drawn to the very familiar pastel pink and cropped shirt, the hem falling at the smallest part of his waist. The words ‘baby girl’ written in a darker pink extremely curly cursive font. 

"You mean our shirt?" He gave the prettiest smile leaning against the door, hoping you would invite him in.

[youarejesting]

Hello everyone,

I have been gone for a while and want to get back into it.

I have not abandoned any of my stories I actually have chapters waiting to be posted but I haven’t got the uh motivation to post them.

But I do want to expand into Stray Kids and I do want to write more NCT things as well so I have a more well rounded library which means I would be doing BTS, Stray Kids, NCT and the untamed (but that’s posted to AO3)

I paused as I was trying to edit my work but I am thinking that can wait because it’s just killing my vibe currently I want to write again.

Anyway… I will be back with some more content this week might start with Stray Kids imagines just so I have a few little easy things to write about.

I also want to branch out into more gender neutral and male reader pov’s for everyone and I will change up my chaotic masterlist to something easier to understand :)

Just like simple:

A = Angst, F = Fluff, S = Smut

Anyway things coming I want to post a few little things tonight if I’m not to tired from work.

[youarejesting]

Just rereading Sly so when I write the next chapter I will be back in the flow and business of the story line so I don’t forget anything. So please standby more is coming.

[youarejesting]

Why can’t I see the rest of the chapters for sly? :( really good I hope you keep doing what your doing made me cry at one point lmao

I am writing now I am so sorry about the hiatus

[youarejesting]

Why can’t I see the rest of the chapters for sly. :(

I am still writing after 31 and I was trying to write some more today sorry about the long hiatus I will try my best today!!! CHEER FOR ME!!! It’s been a long time.

[youarejesting]

Christmas is coming! Just reposting this fluffy fic

Mall Santa

[Full Masterlist] Beta: @juniethebug​ Dedicated: To my Secret Santa @wishesunderthestars​ I hope you enjoy this. Rating: All Pairing: Namjoo

[youarejesting]

OK we remake the Untamed BUT the only difference is hairstyles.

Either pigtails or high Ariana grande ponytails.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[youarejesting]

I need to continue sly like a…? It has been a while but I think it’s time I get back into writing.

I had a major life change and a recent surgery but hopefully I can pick up where I left off.

I have to go through my stories and find out which ones are unfinished and do what I do best!