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⚡️ S A F E ⚡️ #moped #safetyyellow #safetyfirst #highvisibility #SAFE

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New "Wave" Toilet Paper. The roll was cut all bejiggity-sideways and shit like this // instead of || #charmin #ultrawavy #ijustwannawipemyarse #dafuq

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Throwback Thursday Remember that one time I had scoliosis? I think my hair was causing me to slouch. #tbt #throwbackthursday #hunchback #scoliosis #myneck #myback

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Super Stash Saturday Cleaning up around the house, making room for my first born child - I can't throw these out. I'll need to find a VCR to show my kid these since I haven't seen them in digital format yet... the receipt from my favorite bodyboard only shop "Alternative Surf" from 2000 when I bought Power Trips for the second time. Highlights - all of No Friends, constantly on loop at my work. Shark Island on Mach 7s, legendary. #vintageboogie #bodyboarding #nofriends #notnumber4 #bodyboard #VHS

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K-Day is underway! Oldest collector in the building pulled the first Super Treasure Hunt Datsun 510 wagon, so cool! Still waiting for the rest of the 36 car cases to be called... I think I'll buy a full case. Thanks @goodshow_aa for the invite. #supertreasurehunt #hotwheels #hwcollector #thunt #datsun510 #kmart #diecast

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Ripping the pit! Doesn't matter if it's under-ankle or double-overhead, we'll always be out there finding the choice waves. Had fun shooting around with a @jordant_v and my other buddy who had @gopro Myself and R. Pitt, followed by Jordan with the power roll. #gopro #boogieman #rideempire #empirebodyboards #instaedit #smallkinewaves #hurricanemarie #instavideo #orangecounty #beach #alwayscharge #slomobro

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Walk out barrel as demonstrated by Wompton veteran, @cassidy_tillemans #straightouttawompton #str8outtawompton #bodywomping #WOMPWOMP #womp #bodysurfing #wavehouse #walkitout #urturt #barrelsfordays

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Try something big, they said. 😵 As you can see, my first air-roll-entry didn't go as smoothly as planned and ended in disaster much to the delight of the crowd. 🎥: @cassidy_tillemans 🎤: @cotter_levi #straightouttawompton #urturt #wipeoutoftheday #ouch #bodysurfing #wompwomp

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All the competitors are KIIIILLLLING IT in practice. I jumped in on my first wave and got sucked right out the back like a rookie - but in getting the hang of it now. Big thanks to The Tilleman Brothers for inviting me - lucky to have their veteran knowledge on my side. Check out their instagrams too @cassidy_tillemans @cotter_levi @urturt #wavehouse #straightouttawompton #urturt #wompwomp #bodysurfing #bodywomping

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Happy to see my shot of @jefgroffaction and @dannyg.ae86 on the bottom half of this promo for ASB14. Get registered at justdrift.com while the spots are open! #justdrift #asb14 #asb #allstarbash #drifting #bashofallbashes #legendary #ae86 #bmw #s13

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A "mosh pit of hops" indeed! Considering the last mosh pit I was in I got a black eye, this Stone Ruinten IPA is definitely the next best thing. #RuinTen #beer #IPA #mmmHops #moshpit #hippityhops #brewhaha

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#throwbackthursday - that one time I flashed Jason Kim at TopDrift Round 4. #drift #drifting #topdrift #justdrift #s13 #notaskyline #willowsprings #rivalauto #ISObro #flashphotography

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Spotted this clean Hachi-roku sitting all alone before outside the chaos of the TopDrift pit area. Note to the owner: cool car, keep it clean and thanks for parking in front of such a great background. #topdrift #justdrift #ae86 #corolla #toyota #trueno #drift

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Mr. Thanksgiving #getgrvy #staygrvy #guygrvy #vw #volkswagen

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Pard Harked. #CountryTimeLemonade #OscarMeyer #Idaho (at Edwards Aliso Viejo Stadium 20 & IMAX)

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Top Drift 2014 Season Champion Spike Chen laying down a text book solo run. #topdrift #justdrift #drifting #s13 #nissan #v8 #supercharged #willowsprings

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Top Drift - Round 4: Final Round Practice @jefgroffaction @rad_industries #RADracing #RADdan #rx7 #bmw #m3 (at Willow Springs International Motorsports Park)