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join-my-discord-i-guess

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

#honk choo honk choo

cowfishchronicles

*gives*

do you accept the offer?

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 12

#WHO SAYING NO #just wanna talk….#fish

clown-eating-pig

out of the many tragic parts of martin blackwood’s life, I cannot even imagine how gutted I would be to discover my controversially older crush was actually younger than me.

#tma

everydaylouie

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!

spitblossoms

#insects #bugs

jellogram

The "Have you been here?" blog is the best gimmick blog because every post is like "Have you been to this remote convenience store in northeastern Latvia?" and the results are 99.9% no's but then you open the notes and there's 3-5 Latvians losing their absolute minds

jellogram

❗Achievement Unlocked: Summon 3-5 Latvians

fritolaycorporation

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

pixelartpeach

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pixelartpeach

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

seven-oh-four

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

pixelartpeach

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

pancake-blogging

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

too-many-blorbos

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

bees-official

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

sentientballofpeas

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

pixelartpeach

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excusethequality

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

excusethequality