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for Pride Month we waterboarded our token straight friend 🏳️‍🌈

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Rulette 2 has immediately become one of my favourite episodes

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When Sam Reich has a team of lawyers you know you’re in for a good time.

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"average small seaside town has 3 curses on it" factoid actualy just statistical error. average small seaside town has 0 curses on it. Widows Bay, Located in New England & who’s residents experience the horrors everyday of the week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Anytime I do any work on my car I spend the next week thinking it’s going to spontaneously combust

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I was supposed to change my tires today but I’ve been sitting in my car listening to the soundtrack from the 2014 Ducktales game for 3 hours

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My phone is about to die and then I’ll have nothing to do but change my tires

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I was supposed to change my tires today but I’ve been sitting in my car listening to the soundtrack from the 2014 Ducktales game for 3 hours

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If you park next to me at the grocery store I pray misfortune befalls you

[maximuswolf]

Sony has just added DRM to all PS5/PS4 digital games forcing you to connect to the Internet every 30 days

Sony has just added DRM to all PS5/PS4 digital games, forcing you to connect to the Internet every 30 days Sony has just added DRM to all PS5/PS4 digital games, forcing you to connect to the Internet every 30 daysdo you understand what happened to PlayStation yesterday..They quietly turned your game purchases into a 30-day subscription.No announcement.. No warning..You didn't rent it.. You BOUGHT it.→ Every new PSN purchase now has a 30-day validation timer→ Timer hits zero = game locked→ CMOS battery dies = game locked→ No internet for a month = game locked→ Even FREE demos have the timer nowGame bought March 2nd? No timer. Works forever..Game bought April 24th? Expires May 24th..They didn't patch a bug. They shipped this on purpose.Digital ownership just died. They didn't even tell you. Submitted April 25, 2026 at 05:11PM by Djxgam1ng https://ift.tt/D9zwGm6 via /r/gaming

[vehder]

ive never wanted a character dead more than i want THAT one ICE dude in daredevil dead

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Love that Maul has a droid he can pet like he’s Doctor Evil with his cat

[thekneezbeezz]

me anytime im forced to do something i dont wanna do: im literally just like ryland grace rn

[penguinly]

Imagine how many pet rocks named Rocky there are after Earth receives the Beatles and finds out about Eridians. Kids named Ryland and Ryan and Grace and Mary running around on a slowly recovering Earth with their pet rocks named Rocky and Adrian and Erid and Tau. "They'll build monuments for you" but what really mattered was these kids growing up under the Sun, showing off their pet rocks to their science teachers—"Look! This is my pet rock, Rocky!"—after they learn about ecosystems and taumoeba and the Project Hail Mary that saved the world.

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I’m like a Moth to flame whenever I see a sword for sale

I can’t not buy it

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I love everything about this movie but I think my favourite thing was the Golden Disc esc hieroglyphs at the start

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AI companies have me feeling like Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077

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First eclipse I can see from my house in YEARS

And it’s pouring rain