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MMM: midamoul march madness
let's decide the ultimate One Guy Who's Three Guys once and for all
round 1 match 1
round 1 match 2
round 1 match 3
round 1 match 4
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get ready for the semi-finals!!!
it's the moment of truth, the final round! brace yourselves for a brutal head-to-head match!
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it's done! we can finally say, once and for all, that the best midamoul, definitively, is adam milligan (#12)
on social media u would think michael would be the one who never puts personal details on there while adam takes 1000 pics but actually it’s the opposite like
adam, emotional repression king: why do they need to see us? why would i post pics of us on dates??
meanwhile, michael: Hello everyone LOOK AT MY BOYFRIEND. isnt he amazing and stunning???look at our dinner that i made for him 😌🧑🏼🍳 look at my brothers look at our CAT. this is our address btw so u can come look at our beautiful home.
i see two ways michael and adam ended up in that diner:
they claw their way to fresh air and stand around totally overwhelmed. adam squinting against the sun he never thought he’d see again, michael feeling the weight of all the old responsibilities settle back on his shoulders. already tired, he asks what they should do first, wondering if he’ll have to say goodbye and how he’ll bear it. adam checks his eight pockets for cash and says, “oh you know exactly what the fuck we’re doing.” michael does not, but he figures it out by the time they have a menu in hand.
they claw their way to fresh air and stand around totally overwhelmed. the sun burns adam’s eyes and the wind whips his skin raw, and after so many years of wanting this more than anything, he feels like the earth doesn’t want him back. michael tries to get him to talk, but he’s too miserable and sad and scared. they just stand there, adam refusing comfort, until michael remembers how he always used to say the first thing he’d do if he made it back to earth was get a cheeseburger. he flies them to a diner, which startles adam out of his isolated misery long enough for him to realize that even if everything about his old life is gone, he isn’t totally alone
put your money where your mouth is and do mpreg midam
lmao damn, fine! youre correct to call me on my bullshit but its not that im opposed to mpreg i just really dont like kidfic. but ANYWAY
so i think there’s a very sweet and earnest version of this where michael gets pregnant and LOVES carrying their baby and it’s about building a new family and feeling cherished and also yeah a teensy bit about control because he’s finally made something that is His. he would be extremely needy and bratty about being pregnant and needing to be cared for and adam would be largely unconvinced but mostly go along with it because whatever, thats his crazy husband, but then he’s like, “wait, how long do angel babies need to gestate?” and michael admits that the kid’s ready to go whenever. and adam tells him he can keep being pregnant if he wants but he has to stop being such a diva about it
BUT i think its a lot funnier if michael gets adam pregnant by accident. he is just thinking very hard about love and family and how he failed to care for his siblings and would like a second chance, and he accidentally impregnates his boyfriend. especially funny if they arent having sex where it makes ANY sense, even with magic logic, that adam is pregnant. adam’s pretty chill about it because once you’ve spent a thousand years in hell while sharing your body with an angel like, whatever, how is pregnancy a big deal? what is a body, what are its boundaries? who cares. he knows michael will be an intensely loving if also deranged father, so its fine. but when he asks michael how it happened, michael’s like, “i suppose i just felt so loved and cared for while you were giving me that blowjob and, well, nature took its course. i shouldn’t need to explain this to you, adam.” and adam doesnt mind the unexpected pregnancy but he REALLY minds that michael thinks he impregnated him via blowjob and he REALLY ESPECIALLY minds that because thats what michael thinks, it is in fact what happened
i do know that giving birth to nephilim is supposed to be fatal BUT jack thinks adam is super cool so after he explodes jack just puts him back together. whatever. it’s fine. michael does cry tho. adam thinks it was a novel and fascinating experience and michael’s clutching their newborn and SOBBING even tho they sat down with jack months ago and sorted things out. adam’s like dude i was gone for two seconds. dude. dude. you’re getting snot on our baby, dude
adam: holy shit dude please just act like a person i am begging you
michael: i don’t know what that means! no one has ever wanted me to be a person before!
adam: you’re just trying to make me feel guilty so i won’t be annoyed but it’s not gonna work this time! we literally could’ve watched a movie and a half in the three hours it’s taken you to not pick one. just let me do it if you can’t decide.
michael, clutching stacks of dvds to his chest: IT’S MY NIGHT TO CHOOSE
adam came up with movie night to get caught up on pop culture and to help michael practice low-stakes decision-making. it was an idea borne of love but as he’s watching michael google the castlist of each movie for the third time he regrets it deeply. (“you’re making me miss the cage because at least in the cage i knew i wasn’t going to get to watch a movie”)
it is his night to choose tho :/
is dean a bad person?
objectively yes
objectively no
see results
r/oldpeoplefacebook but its just michael pt. 1
anyway stan belphegor✨
raphael is experiencing midam the way we all experienced that spn ep where dean wants to fuck a poodle
changed the trajectory of history fr
do u guys ever think about how ghoul canonically has better table manners than adam. bc i do
adam and michael really grew up together in the cage. its a coming-of-age novel.
adam: jack told me i could visit my mom in heaven, but i dont know if that’s a good idea. i mean, it’s been so long, and ive changed so much. i guess it feels like as long as i don’t go see her, i’ll always have the option, you know? like she’ll always be out there somewhere, being my mom. but what if i go, and she’s not my mom anymore? what if i go, and i’m not her son? maybe i should just learn to be happy with the memories i have instead of always wanting more. i mean, that’s how i ended up here, right, by wanting too much? but maybe it’s selfish of me not to go see her just because i’m scared she’ll be disappointed with how i turned out.
michael (sagely): and, of course, she might explode you, as parents have been known to do.
there were no more than ten minutes of active writing time between me saying "ghoul spits raw meat into adam's mouth when they kiss" and turning the fic into a serious emotion-driven ghoul character study
this isnt in the fic but post-canon sam def joins a bookclub and for the weeks leading up to the first meeting he’s like adam are you sure you’re okay alone in the bunker. it’s okay if you’re not i don’t have to go. and adam’s like fuck off i hate you. then bookclub day dawns bright and cheery and adam’s like i am not okay alone in the bunker. and ends up resentfully gnawing on a cheese danish in the corner of a nice middle-aged woman’s living room
adam says he’s going to wait in the car and sam texts him, “hey just checking in!” every five minutes. adam blames his choice to knock on the door on how annoying this is but the truth is he’d have caved sooner without the texts
adam participates in book club by accident bc someone says something SO stupid he has to chime in (and ofc the book club book is the one sam has been reading aloud at night to soothe adam’s insomnia*) and sam almost weeps with pride
*raging psychological damage
the bookclub LOVES these two extremely visibly mentally ill brothers even tho at first they’re mad at sam for leaving adam in the car. but then adam skulks in the corner for two hours looking like he might bite someone and they’re like aw. he’s shy.
