parlex vous francais, fuckboy?

greetings

[sweet-bitsy]

I meant to say “neat” because it’s the first time I’ve seen a toad in person with its croak sac and I got excited

Too excited

[sweet-bitsy]

Apparently all my snaps of it are unintentionally disconcerting and eerie

[gentleralts]

@florinian

[shittyidea]

Name a product “Scrub Daddy”

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

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[saddesert]

Cute dog I saw while walking to work yesterday.

[akvoiden]

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

[haroldstitties81]

can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read

[ouchface-deactivated20150202]

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I saw this song paired with this image on 4chan once and I couldn’t stop laughing about it that afternoon

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS FUCKIN G CHRIST

[weloveshortvideos]

[turbhoe-deactivated20170504]

Feed them

[chessys]

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

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[weloveshortvideos]

[dopepriestessxvx-blog]

[veryraresecrete-deactivated2014]

[mtv]

[enterheavenalive]

I’m Carly

[goth-aunt]

My internal dialogue