Life Is Shit And Then You Die

Haters gonna hate, potato’s gonna potate.

[stars-bean]

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell and Gary Katona

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[foxconfessorandthewolf]

I hate the whole discourse of: "fanfic writers need to accept criticism so they can improve". Look, I did not post 5k of men blowing their loads so that I can become Hemingway or something, just don't read it if you don't want to, or do read it and drop your damn thanks in the tin.

[important-animal-images]

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[teamwhimsy]

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

[nonasuch]

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[simulationswarm]

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mr-ticky]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[pitbolshevik]

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

[daemonsdarksister]

RHAENYRA AND CRISTON COLE

[actualnymph]

*flirting with Jesus for free wine* oh so your dad's who?? wowww that's so cool tell me more hahaa *moves my cup of water towards him*

[nyanberry]

[dawninlatin]

Hunt: *says literally anything to anyone*

[unhealthyfanobsession]

Idk how SJM expected us to believe that Nesta was out of shape at the beginning of ACOSF when she literally just spent 4 years carrying ACOWAR and ACOFAS on her back as the only interesting part of both books.

[ruinedchildhood]

[lluvia185]

For all of you who are confussed.

[ceruleanfuckup]

This is a more comprehensive list of the generations, without them split into smaller ones. As the term “millennial” means someone coming of age around the turn of the millennium, a great way to distinguish between a millennial and a Gen Z is to ask them if they remember 9/11. If they do, they’re probably a millennial. If they don’t, Gen Z.

[puppy95]

Permanent dark eye circles squad