Smooth the descent, and easy is the way

🏹 I have always been a storm. 🏹

[madeofwhitebone]

Actually, life is beautiful and I have time

[cheshmenoor]

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[muirmarie]

babygirl you would not believe the things i haven't seen

[muirmarie]

babyboy i haven't played that game or listened to that song either

[muirmarie]

baby idk how to tell you this but i haven't even heard of the thing you're talking about. i don't even know what it is.

baby i'm gonna be honest i don't even know what loop it is that i'm out of

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[actualnymph]

Told my coworker I like dark beer and she brought a case of beer telling me I’ll love it…gay rights

[okthatsgreat]

“ooohhhh this teenage girl character is so annoyinggg because she didn’t react to extreme stress in a way that was reasonable or what i consider to be normal oooooooohh” well i’m launching the missile

[actualnymph]

told my friend “hey I need to be a whore soon” and she was like “yes absolutely let’s set that up for you” ugh I love her so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fairycosmos]

crossfaded off cheese and a crackerrrrr

[pharma-tard]

hi one of your mutuals is evil

You're gonna have to be more specific

[actualnymph]

new meg thee stallion song saying all that wifey shit is dead beg to give me head……..so beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[actualnymph]

Happy pride!!!!!!!!! My sexuality and gender are both bisexual #gayrights 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[mismedleym]

birth of an angel (revisited)

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit