[oh-good]

Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

[uncahier]

[bleedingspiral]

open wound wednesday don’t forget to let someone stick their fingers in it <3

[mouthbrood]

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[femperor]

When I say purity culture has no endpoint, what I mean is that they will never run out of people to cut down. If porn was made illegal and all of the perverts were run out of the country, the jesus freaks would immediately turn on each other. They require an enemy to function, and will create one of their friends if need be.

[charlesoberonn]

Christians used to excommunicate each other (back when that was tantamount to a diplomatic boycott) over whether the Eucharist should be done with leavened or unleavened bread.

When you're convinced that the fate of your immortal soul and its relationship with the ultimate force of good is on the line, no quibble is too small.

[stupot]

i feel like we're remiss not to tell The Columbo Fan Website (Tumblr) about the episode of Lupin III that features Detective Columbo's cool skateboarding son--that he apparently has--named Boronco

[sarksarkos]

Funny thing, because of how Japanese romanization works, "Boronko" could be translated (or re-translated, if we assume it's a Japanese pronunciation of a western name) in several different ways. Boronco is one, or it could be Bronco, Boronk, Bolonco, or

Blanc

Benoit Blanc is secretly Columbo's Anime Skateboard Son and I have the evidence right here and they're trying to keep me quiet but in this essay I will

[maykitz]

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[guooey]

Smeeking on my flower

[guooey]

[catboycrack]

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

[planet-motherfucker]

[shopkeeper]

if your water breaks… i will fix it.

[shopkeeper]

no... i will be the best wife wolf... nothing stands in my way anymore...

[theriverbeyond]

you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock

[xanaxfarts]

Cat Series a series of cats placed on flatbed scanners

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now